英語幽默笑話帶翻譯3篇
學習英語笑話是一件很好的事情，小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，歡迎大家閱讀和借鑑
英語笑話一
was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching2 into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。跟妹妹分着吃。媽媽說。
所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。
哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。
對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎?還着什麼急呀?
英語笑話二
A commuter1 sitting on a subway train reading a paper back was so sprawled2 out in the seat that the woman next to him had very little room. When she asked if he could move a bit, he refused.
Just then, a man opposite them yelled, "Why don't you sit like a human being!"
"What are you going to do if I don't?" came the reply.
"Well, for one thing, I'll tell you how that book ends."
一位跑地鐵通勤的傢伙四肢伸展地坐在座位上看着一本平裝小說。他旁邊的女士被擠的實在難忍，便要求稍微挪動一下，卻遭到了他的拒絕。
這時，坐在對面的一位先生喊道：“你爲什麼不能像人一樣坐着呢?”
“我就是不願意，看你能把我怎麼樣?”
那個人回答說：“那好，只有一個辦法了，我會告訴你這本書是怎樣結的尾。”
英語笑話三
One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was going home from his office.
He noticed that the boy seemed to have fought with other boys. He kindly said: "Why do you have a black eye, little man? I am sorry to see that?"
Unexpectedly the boy replied angrily: "Don't bother me. You go home to feel sorry for your own little boy-he has got two!"
有一天一個好心的人下班回家時，在他居住的小區裏碰到一個神色慌張的小男孩。
他注意到這個孩子像是剛和別的孩子打過架，就親切的對他說：“小傢伙，你怎麼會有個黑眼眶呀?看到你這樣，我很爲你難過?”
不料這個小男孩竟然氣沖沖地回答說：“別煩我。你回家去爲你自己的小男孩難過吧。他有兩個黑眼眶。”
