英語雙語幽默冷笑話3篇
有時候笑話不一點是讓你哈哈大笑的，今天小編就給大家分享一下英語的笑話，大家一起看看吧
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
Goldfish 金魚
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?
Stan: In the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?
Stan: Blindfold(矇眼睛) them!
斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!
英語幽默冷笑話
One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"
"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.
On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.
Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
情人節前一天，一個女人做了個項鍊的夢。
當她醒來，她和她丈夫說：“我剛夢到你情人節給了我一根珍珠項鍊。你說那是什麼含義呢?”。
“到情人節那天你就會知道了。”他笑着說。
情人節那天，男人給了他老婆一個禮盒。
她很興奮地打開，看到的卻是一本書，書名是《夢的解析》。
