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Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said:“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.
蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。教授有點不悅，對他說道:“蘭登，你在這門課上好像進步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個年齡可已經征服了半個世界。”
"Yes，”said Landon，"he couldn’t help it，for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.”
“是啊，”蘭登說，“他沒法不那樣。教授先生，您回想一下史實，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。”
英語單詞解析：
recitation
n.[U][C]背誦，朗誦，當衆吟誦
nettle
vt.惹怒,使惱火
ambition
n.[U][C]雄心，抱負;野心
conquer
vt.&vi.得勝，勝利;攻克，攻取
英語幽默短笑話2Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in someschools today.
我們的老師正在給我們介紹現在某些學校使用的一種新的記憶訓練系統。
“It works like this，”she said. "Suppose you wanted to remember the name of a poet-Robert Burns，for instance.”She told us to think of him as Bobby Burns.“Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman，a bobby in flames. See? Bobby Burns!”
“這個系統是這樣的，”她說。“假定你要記住一個詩人的名字一一例如，要記住羅伯特·彭斯的名字。”她告訴我們把他當作博比·彭斯。“讓你的腦海裏閃現出一個倫敦警察的形象，燃燒着的警察。明白嗎?警察燃燒!”
“I see what you mean，”said the class know it all.“But how can you tell that it's not Robert Browning?”
“我明白你的意思，”班上的萬事通說。“但是你怎麼能說那就不是羅伯特·布朗寧呢?”
英語單詞解析：
poet
n.詩人
bobby
n.[C][英][口]警察
英語幽默短笑話335. Greek
35.希臘語
was a teacher at a school in a big city in the England. He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holidays，and he spoke French and German quite well.
戴先生是英格蘭北部一個大城市裏的中學教師。在暑假期間他通常到法國或德國去度幾周的假，他的法語和德語都講得相當好。
But one year Mr. Day said to one of his friends，“I’m going to have a holiday in I don't speak Greek, so I'll go to evening classes and have Greek lessons for a month before I go.”
然而有一年，戴先生對他的一位朋友說:“我準備上雅典去度假。可是我不會講希臘語，所以去雅典前刻名先去夜校進修一個月的希臘語課程。”
He studied very hard for a month，and then his holidays began and he went to Greece.
他很用功地學了一個月後，他的假期也接着開始了，於是他就去了希臘。
When he came back a few weeks later，his friend said to him，“Did you have any trouble with your Greek when you were in Athens，Dick?"
幾周後，他回來了，他的朋友問他說:“迪克，你在雅典時，鍘爾的希臘語有沒有遇到困難?”
"No，I didn’t have any trouble with it,"answered Mr. Day.“But the Greeks did!”
戴先生回答說:“沒有，我的希臘語用來得心應手，倒是那些希臘人遇到了麻煩。”
英語單詞解析：
Athens
n.雅典(希臘首都)
Greece
n.希臘
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