不男不女 波蘭奇葩理由封殺小熊維尼

Councillors in a small town in Poland have banned Winnie the Pooh claiming the bear is of 'dubious sexuality', is 'inappropriately dressed' and is 'half-naked'.

波蘭一小鎮的議員封殺小熊維尼，他們聲稱維尼熊“性向不明”，“衣冠不整”而且是”半裸體”。

Officials in Tuszyn, central Poland even attacked author AA Milne, describing him as 'disturbing'.

波蘭中部城市圖申的官員甚至對作者A·A·米爾恩進行了人身攻擊，稱他“擾亂人心”。

The town was considering a special mascot for their new children's playground and someone suggested the popular creation.

小鎮正在考慮爲當地孩子們的新遊樂場尋覓一個意義非凡的吉祥物，有人提議了人氣王小熊維尼。

However, some members of the council attacked the plan, claiming that Winnie the Pooh was a dangerous influence on children.

然而，一些議員反對這個提案，聲稱維尼熊對孩子們會造成不良影響。

Councillor Ryszard Cichy, 46, said: 'The problem with that bear is it doesn't have a complete wardrobe.

46歲的議員理夏德·齊希說道：“這隻熊的問題在於他衣冠不整。”

'It is half-naked which is wholly inappropriate for children.'

“他是半裸體的，這對孩子們來說太不合適了。”

He then suggested a Polish fictional bear, saying: 'Ours is dressed from head to toe, unlike Pooh who is only dressed from the waist up.'

他隨後提名了波蘭的一隻虛構熊並說：“我們的這隻熊從頭到腳都包的嚴嚴實實的，不像維尼只穿着上衣。”

The meeting, which was recorded by one of the councillors and leaked to local press, then turned on Winnie the Pooh's sexuality.

這次會議被一位議員記錄在冊並泄露給了當地出版社，且他們對維尼的性向也頗有說辭。

One official is heard saying: 'It doesn't wear underpants because it doesn't have a sex. It's a hermaphrodite.'

一位官員聽說了此事說道：“他性向不明所以沒有穿內褲。他是雌雄同體的。”

Councillor Hanna Jachimska then began criticising the Winnie the Pooh author Alan Alexander Milne.

議員漢納·傑齊西卡隨後開始抨擊小熊維尼的作者艾倫·亞歷山大·米爾恩。

She said: 'This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut his [Pooh's] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity.'

她說：“你能想象這有多麼惱人嗎！這位年逾60的作家拿刀片切掉了維尼的睾丸，就因爲他對自己的性向認知感到迷茫。”

The councillors have yet to make a formal decision about which bear will be the patron of the children's playground.

議員們尚未正式決定由哪隻熊坐鎮孩子們的遊樂場。

But Winnie the Pooh is not a candidate, they said.

但他們表示小熊維尼絕不會是候選人。