不男不女 波蘭奇葩理由封殺小熊維尼大綱
Councillors in a small town in Poland have banned Winnie the Pooh claiming the bear is of 'dubious sexuality', is 'inappropriately dressed' and is 'half-naked'.
波蘭一小鎮的議員封殺小熊維尼，他們聲稱維尼熊“性向不明”，“衣冠不整”而且是”半裸體”。Officials in Tuszyn, central Poland even attacked author AA Milne, describing him as 'disturbing'.
波蘭中部城市圖申的官員甚至對作者A·A·米爾恩進行了人身攻擊，稱他“擾亂人心”。
The town was considering a special mascot for their new children's playground and someone suggested the popular creation.
小鎮正在考慮爲當地孩子們的新遊樂場尋覓一個意義非凡的吉祥物，有人提議了人氣王小熊維尼。
However, some members of the council attacked the plan, claiming that Winnie the Pooh was a dangerous influence on children.
然而，一些議員反對這個提案，聲稱維尼熊對孩子們會造成不良影響。Councillor Ryszard Cichy, 46, said: 'The problem with that bear is it doesn't have a complete wardrobe.
46歲的議員理夏德·齊希說道：“這隻熊的問題在於他衣冠不整。”'It is half-naked which is wholly inappropriate for children.'
“他是半裸體的，這對孩子們來說太不合適了。”He then suggested a Polish fictional bear, saying: 'Ours is dressed from head to toe, unlike Pooh who is only dressed from the waist up.'
他隨後提名了波蘭的一隻虛構熊並說：“我們的這隻熊從頭到腳都包的嚴嚴實實的，不像維尼只穿着上衣。”The meeting, which was recorded by one of the councillors and leaked to local press, then turned on Winnie the Pooh's sexuality.
這次會議被一位議員記錄在冊並泄露給了當地出版社，且他們對維尼的性向也頗有說辭。One official is heard saying: 'It doesn't wear underpants because it doesn't have a sex. It's a hermaphrodite.'
一位官員聽說了此事說道：“他性向不明所以沒有穿內褲。他是雌雄同體的。”Councillor Hanna Jachimska then began criticising the Winnie the Pooh author Alan Alexander Milne.
議員漢納·傑齊西卡隨後開始抨擊小熊維尼的作者艾倫·亞歷山大·米爾恩。She said: 'This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut his [Pooh's] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity.'
她說：“你能想象這有多麼惱人嗎！這位年逾60的作家拿刀片切掉了維尼的睾丸，就因爲他對自己的性向認知感到迷茫。”The councillors have yet to make a formal decision about which bear will be the patron of the children's playground.
議員們尚未正式決定由哪隻熊坐鎮孩子們的遊樂場。But Winnie the Pooh is not a candidate, they said.
但他們表示小熊維尼絕不會是候選人。
