攝影照相時出現的十大點兒背事件(上)
ler refusing to smash up his birthday treat for photoshoot turns into viral time-lapse video
10.幼兒不肯在鏡頭前破壞他的生日蛋糕It should have been a piece of cake, but this was the hilarious result when a studio photographer tried to get a toddler to smash a cake to mark his first birthday.
本來這應該是小菜一碟的事，不過當一位工作室攝影師試圖引導一個幼兒破壞蛋糕來紀念他的第一個生日時卻發生了可笑的一幕。Instead of happily getting messy, little Josh Holford did everything but, and spent an hour crawling around the ley, who runs Blinc Photography in East Grinstead, East Sussex, came up with the idea of shooting children bashing cakes after seeing pictures of messy babies. The photographer – who also works in marketing – has been shooting for the last ten years, but reckons little Josh was his most trying youngster eventually ended up covered in some of the cake, although he didn't fully demolish it as planned, but Bradley turned the session into a funny time-lapse video which went viral.
本來小喬西·霍爾福應該開心地把蛋糕搞得稀巴爛，但是他在工作室爬來爬去，就是不肯去破壞蛋糕。在東薩塞克斯郡東格林斯特德經營布林克攝影的布拉德利，在看過把自己弄得一團糟的小嬰兒時想到了拍攝小孩破壞生日蛋糕這個主意。這名攝影師，同時也做市場工作，已經有十年的攝影經驗了。不過我猜小喬西是最難搞的顧客。小喬西最終抹了一些蛋糕，儘管不是想像計劃的那樣把它完全毀掉。布拉德林把這個經過拍成了一段搞笑視頻，這個視頻在網上傳瘋了。
ly beach portrait sums up parenthood in hilarious way
9.家庭海灘寫真以滑稽的方式總結了親子關係
What started as a leisurely, enjoyable family reunion beach photo shoot in San Clemente, Calif., quickly turned into one of the most horrifying, yet candidly hilarious moments caught on camera.
在加州聖克萊門特， 一個悠閒愉快的海灘全家福拍攝正在進行，一切都從開這裏始，很快就變成了最可怕的，但是坦白說挺熱鬧的瞬間被抓拍下來。"In my family we have about 18 of us, and a lot of kids," Steve Cramer, 32, of Castle Rock, Colo., told . "We started out taking the large photo getting everyone to smile, but as you can imagine, getting all those kids to sit and smile doesn't go so well."When we finished with that, my 4-year-old was done. He had had enough. But my wife and I were all on the beach in the coordinating outfits and we really wanted to get one good picture to show off our happy family, but it wasn't going so hot."To help ease the children's nerves, someone suggested the family try to do a candid pose to distract the young boys with some fun."We swung them around a couple times, but the final time I heard my wife just go, 'Ahhhh!' so I turn around and I see my son just gracefully and peacefully doing this full layout back flip, landing flat on his back in the sand," Cramer explained. "We were just shocked."Fortunately, their 6-month-old son Edison was perfectly fine and after a few tears, bounced back within the family had regained composure, Cramer and wife Elizabeth took a peek at the pictures the photographer had captured, curious if the spontaneous moment had been caught on camera. It had, and the photo now raked in nearly 2 million views after being posted to Reddit.
“在我家有18口人，很多孩子，”來自科羅拉多州城堡石32歲的史提夫·克萊默告訴早安美國網，“我們開始拍一張大照片並試圖讓每個人在鏡頭中微笑，但你可以想象，讓那些孩子們坐着微笑不是那麼順利的事。”“當我們終於讓每個人微笑時，我四歲的兒子很不高興，他已經受夠了。但是我和妻子都在沙灘上整理衣服，我們真的很想拍一張好照片來展示我們的幸福的家庭，不過這件事好像不那麼受歡迎。”“爲了幫助孩子們緩解情緒，有人建議一家人嘗試擺做一些簡單有趣的事情分散小男孩的注意力。”“我們抓住他們的胳膊在空中盪來盪去，但最後一次的時候我聽到我妻子大叫“啊——！”於是我轉過身來，正巧看到我的兒子正愉快又平靜地做着充滿設計感的後空翻，背朝下直直地摔在沙灘上。”克萊默說，“我們感到震驚極了。”幸運的是，他們6個月大的兒子愛迪生，除了掉了幾滴眼淚外沒什麼事。在幾分鐘內他就已經恢復了。大家恢復鎮靜後，克萊默和妻子伊麗莎白看了一眼的攝影師拍攝的照片，好奇剛剛那一幕有沒有被拍到。確實拍到了！在被髮到Reddit後，這張照片現在已經有近2000000的瀏覽量。collapses during group portrait at a wedding
8.大家在碼頭上照集體婚禮紀念照時碼頭塌了
No matter how many times we warn photographers not to pack a large group of people onto a rickety bridge or dock for a massive group portrait photo, no one seems to listen.
我說了多少次了，不要把一大羣人的集體照安排在一座搖搖欲墜的橋上或者碼頭上好嗎！攝影師們一直把這個建議當成耳旁風。The entire bridal party got a soaking when a dock at the Bay Pointe Inn on Gun Lake in Shelbyville, Michigan, collapsed. What's worse, when Eric and Maegan Walber fell into the water during a photo shoot, Mr. Walber swam for shore, rather than rescuing his dunked bride.
當位於密歇根謝爾比維爾郡槍湖灣角客棧的一座碼頭倒塌的時候，整個婚慶人羣都泡在水裏。更糟的是，當埃裏克·韋博和梅根·韋博夫婦因爲拍照同時掉進水裏時，韋博先生直接游上了岸，而不是去救他淹着的新娘。serving as ring bearer ruins wedding photos
7.寵物狗充當持戒者，結果毀掉了婚禮照片
Wedding planning can be stressful, and we know you may not welcome tips from complete strangers (although one Facebook user has a great idea for how to explain invites), but allow us to offer up one piece of advice: Don't ask your dog to serve as your ring-bearer.
制定婚禮計劃是一件很有壓力的事情，我們知道你肯定不喜歡陌生人指手畫腳的，但我就說一句:別讓你的狗幫你拿戒指。We say this after watching Jethro do anything except lie still and face the camera while his owner tried to pose for her wedding pictures. Even though, as she tells him, master and canine talked about his behavior prior to the shoot. It didn't appear to have much of an effect, however.
我這麼說是有理由的，你看看傑斯羅在婚禮上的表現就知道了:它的主人想讓它呆好拍攝她的婚紗照，可是它到處亂滾就是不肯好好趴着面對鏡頭。儘管主人和狗在拍攝前進行了嚴肅的交談，不過好像一點用都沒有。m kicks bridesmaid in the head plus splits his pants during wedding photos
6.在婚禮照片中，伴郎踢到了伴娘的頭外加扯壞了自己的褲子
A groomsman's attempt to do a split in the air for a wedding snap has become memorable for all the wrong reasons.
一個伴郎嘗試在婚禮紀念照中做一個空中劈叉，這個劈叉因種種錯誤原因而令人印象深刻。Tyler Foster, of Spokane, Washington, decided to do an impromptu jump in a photo session on the beach – but ended up kicking a bridesmaid in the head and ripping his ily, the woman in question wasn't hurt by the 28-year-old's seems the only damage done was to Mr Foster's pride... and pants.
來自華盛頓斯波坎的泰勒·福特決定在沙灘上拍照時做一個即興跳躍，不過最後結果是踢到了伴娘的頭還撕裂了自己的褲子。所幸伴娘沒被28歲的福特的驚險雜技傷到。看樣子被傷到的只有福特先生的自尊和……褲子。翻譯：唐安琪 來源：前十網
