英語幽默笑話帶翻譯—第一個男朋友
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Jenny. Jenny and her family lived on a farm.
Jenny liked to play with the animals on the farm. Her parents raised cows, chickens and pigs. Jenny also had a brother and his name was Jason. She liked to play with Jason also, but he was much older than her. He preferred to play with his friends. Since Jason was old enough to ride a bike, he was old enough to leave the farm yard.
Jason would bike over to the neighboring farms and play with other boys who were his age.
從前有一個名叫珍妮的小女孩，她家住在農場。
珍妮喜歡和農場裏的小動物一起玩耍，她的父母餵養了母牛、小雞和小豬。珍妮還有一個名叫傑森的哥哥，她也喜歡和傑森一起玩。可是傑森比她大好幾歲，他還是喜歡與自己的朋友一起玩。因爲傑森的年齡已經夠大了，可以騎自行車，也能夠騎車離開農場了。
傑森可以騎着自行車到附近的農場，和與他同齡的男孩一起玩。
Jenny couldn't wait until she was old enough to go to school. She knew that she would find other girls to be friends with once she could get on the bus to go into the city for school each day. When Jenny turned five years old, she started going to school. She was having difficulties1making friends though. It seemed she didn't have anything in common with the other little girls her age. Fortunately, Jenny came from a loving family. Her mother and father would tuck2 her in each night at bedtime3 and each of them would give her a kiss.
They promised her that she would soon find something that she had in common with the other girls on the bus.
珍妮迫不及待地想要長大，那樣她就可以去上學了。她明白只要可以每天乘校車到城裏去上學，她就可以和其他女孩成爲朋友。當珍妮5歲的時候，她終於可以去上學了，可是她卻沒有交到朋友。表面看來，她和其他同齡的小女孩沒有什麼共同之處。幸運的是，珍妮有一個充滿愛的家庭。她的父母每天晚上都會在睡覺前替她蓋上被子，接着各自給她一個吻。
他們保證她很快就會找到和校車上其他女孩的共同點。
One day, Jenny came home from school. Instead of being melancholy4, she was happy and excited. Her parents asked her about it. Jenny explained to them that she had found something that she had in common with the other girls on the bus. She was finally starting to make friends with them.
"What do you have in common with the other girls, Jenny?" her dad asked. "I have a boyfriend," Jenny said. Her parents were concerned. "Do you know what a boyfriend is, Jenny?" her mom asked.
"I heard the other girls talking about wanting to be older so they could have boyfriends. I asked my teacher Mrs. Smith what a boyfriend was. She said it's a boy who kisses you. So I told the girls on the bus on the way home that I had a boyfriend already. Now they all are jealous5 of me and want to be my friend." Now Jenny's parents were worried. "What boy is kissing you? Who is this boyfriend of yours?" Jenny's mom asked her. "Why, it's Daddy," Jenny said. "He kisses me goodnight. That makes him my boyfriend," she said. "Come to think of it, Mommy kisses me goodnight, too, so I guess that makes you my girlfriend. Wait until the girls on the bus hear I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend, too!"
一天，珍妮放學回到家，非但沒有憂鬱，而且還是歡蹦亂跳的。於是父母便問她發生了什麼事情，珍妮向他們解釋說，她已經找到與校車上其他女孩的共同之處了，她終於開始和她們成爲朋友了。
“珍妮，你和那些女孩有什麼共同之處呢?”父親問道。“我有一個男朋友。”珍妮說，她的父親非常感興趣，“珍妮，你知不知道什麼是男朋友呀?”她的母親問道。
“我聽其他女孩說，她們盼望能長大一點，那樣的話，她們就可以交男朋友了。因此我就去問老師史密斯太太，什麼是男朋友。她告訴我男朋友就是吻你的男生。所以在回家的路上，我告訴那些校車上的女孩，我已經有男朋友了。現在，他們都很羨慕我，並且想要和我做朋友。”現在，珍妮的父母有些擔心了。“是哪個男生吻你了?你的男朋友是誰呀?”珍妮的母親問道。“有什麼問題嗎?就是爸爸呀。”珍妮說，“他每晚都會吻我，跟我說晚安，因此他就是我的男朋友。仔細想想，媽媽每晚也會吻我，跟我說晚安，因此我認爲你是我的女朋友。我要和校車上的女孩說，我也有一個男朋友和一個女朋友啦!”
