少兒英語經典簡單小笑話
英語笑話會讓我們明白原來用不同的眼光看世界是這麼的讓人快樂，下面就給大家分享一下英語笑話，歡迎閱讀學習
Micro-parents forum 微型家長座談會
Son: "Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon?"
Dad: "What ah?"
Son: "The school want parents to have a mini-parents forum!"
Dad: "What is micro-parents forum?"
Son: "It's only a class teacher, you and I participate in!"
兒子：“爸爸，星期五下午您有空嗎?”
爸爸：“什麼事啊?”
兒子：“學校要開微型家長座談會!”
爸爸：“什麼叫微型家長座談會?”
兒子：“就是隻有班主任，你和我參加!”
He Won 他贏了
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼：他害病臥牀了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?
約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
Cry
"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."
"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."
"But has he finished his own cake?"
"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."
"湯姆，你弟弟怎麼了?" 媽媽在廚房裏問。"他在哭。"
"沒事兒，媽媽，" 湯姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因爲我不給他吃。"
"他已經吃完自己的了麼?"
"是的。" "我幫他吃完時，他也哭了。"
