經典少兒英語簡單的小笑話

英語的小笑話一般都很短，但是也很搞笑，下面就給大家分享一下英語笑話，快點收藏吧

　　簡短兒童英語小笑話

狗住旅店

一個人給一家他計劃在假期裏停留的小旅館寫了封信，“我非常希望帶着我的狗，它很乾淨很有教養，你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?”

旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經營旅館很多年了，狗從沒偷過毛巾，牀單， 餐具，或者牆上的畫。我也從沒有在半夜因爲狗喝醉胡鬧而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來我們旅館，如果它爲您擔保，也歡迎您來。

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

　　兒童英語笑話

Tell a lie

Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"

Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."

Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."

Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"

媽媽：“你要哪一隻香蕉，維克多?”

維克多：“我要那隻的。”

媽媽：“維克多，你應該懂禮貌，要那隻小的。”

維克多：“媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說謊嗎?”

　　死後重生

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.

“你相信人能死後重生嗎?”老闆問他的一個員工。 “我相信，先生”。這位剛上班不久的員工回答。 “哦，那還好”。老闆接着說。 “你昨天提早下班去參加你祖母的葬禮後，她老人家到這兒看你來了。

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