經典簡單兒童英語笑話
英語的笑話是從生活裏流出來的。下面小編今天就給大家分享一下英語的笑話給大家看看，歡迎大家閱讀
我沒法煮它
It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.
The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.
At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.
我沒法煮它
這是春天裏一個陽光明媚的日子，貓小姐在河邊釣魚。突然魚竿動了動。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”貓小姐高興地喊着。
魚被拉出來了。“啊!一條大魚!這條大魚可真大呀!”她歡呼道。但是她卻把魚放回河裏，又繼續釣魚。
這時候馬先生路過，看見這一切，就問她：“爲什麼你把魚放了?” “因爲我的鍋太小。我沒辦法燒這麼大的魚。”貓小姐回答說。
Two hugs兩個擁抱
One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug.
有一天天氣悶熱，我將冰淇淋舀進錐筒，告訴我的四個小孩，他們可以從我這裏用擁抱“購買”一筒。
Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases.
於是，孩子們馬上排起了隊來購買。
The three youngest each gave me a quick hug, grabbed their cones and raced back outside.
較小的三個孩子每人很快的抱了我一下，抓過冰淇淋筒就跑到外面去了。
But when my teen-age son at the end of the line finally got his turn to "buy" his ice cream, he gave me two hugs.
最後輪到排在隊尾十年的大兒子來“買”冰淇淋時，
"Keep the changes," he said with a smile.
他擁抱了我二下。“不用找了，”他笑着說。
I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already!
真沒想到我已經往回跑了這麼遠!
A big battle was going on during the First World War.
第一次世界大戰期間，一場大戰役正在進行。
Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.
槍炮轟鳴，子彈橫飛。
After an hour of this, one of the soldier decided that the fighting was getting too dangerous for him,
這樣持續了一小時後，有個士兵認爲戰鬥太危險了，
so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle.
所以他離開前線，開始逃離戰場。
After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him.
走了一個小時後，他看見一個軍官朝他走過來。
The officer stopped him and said, "Where are you going?"
軍官攔住他，問道：“你到哪兒去?”
"I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that's going on behind us, sir." the soldier answered.
“長官，我正盡力躲開身後正在進行的戰鬥。”士兵回答說。
"Do you know who I am?" the officer said to him angerly. "I'm your commanding officer."
“你知道我是誰嗎?”軍官生氣地說：“我是你們的指揮官。”
The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, "My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already!"
士兵聽了十分驚訝地說：“天哪，真沒想到我已經往回跑了這麼遠!”
