兒童簡單英語的小笑話彙總

英語笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體，下面就給大家分享一下英語笑話，看完會不會心情愉悅呢

　　老鼠是什麼樣子的

Rodents had overrun a posh(時髦的) private school near New York City. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to deliver a slide presentation to teachers and students, showing how to remedy the situation, i.e. stow(裝載，收藏) trash, no food in class, etc.

The following day, a teacher had her very young children write a letter to the inspector, thanking him for the visit. One of the students wrote, "Dear Mr. Johnson, Thank you for coming to my school. Until I saw you, I didn't know what a rat looked like."

齧齒類動物在紐約市附近的一家時尚的私立學校氾濫成災。 那家學校的校長(我的一個朋友) 請來了一位健康檢查員來給在校師生作一次幻燈演示，告訴他們如何處理這種情況，如，要垃圾裝好，上課不能吃東西等等。

第二天，一個老師讓她的那些年紀還非常小的學生給那位檢查員寫封信，感謝他的來訪。 其中一個學生這樣寫道，“親愛的約翰遜先生， 感謝您來到我的學校。在看到你之前，我還不知道老鼠長的什麼樣子。”。

　　A garbage collector 垃圾收集工

John was ten years old, and he was a very lazy boy.

He had to go to school of course, but he was bored there and tried to do as little work as possible. His father and mother were both doctors and they hoped that he would become one, too, when he grew up, but one day Lohn said to his mother, "When I finish school, I want to become a garbage collector."

"A garbage collector?" his mother asked. She was very surprised. "That's not a very pleasant job. Why do you want to become a garbage collector?"

"Because then I'd only have to work one day a week," Lohn answered.

"Only one day a week?" his mother said. "What do you mean?"

"Well," John answered, "I know that the ones who come to our house only work on Wednesday, because I only see them on that day."

約翰10歲了，是一個非常懶的男孩子。

當然他必須去上學，但他厭煩學校，並儘可能地少做功課。他父母親兩人都是醫生，他們兩人都希望當他長大後也當個醫生，但有一天，約翰對他母親說，“我上完學，我想當個垃圾收集工。”

“垃圾收集工?” 他母親問道。他母親非常吃驚。“那可不是一件令人愉快的工作。你爲什麼想當一個垃圾收集工呢?”

“因爲到時候我只需一週工作一天，” 約翰回答說。

“一週只工作一天?” 他母親說。“你是什麼意思?”

“嗯，” 約翰回答說，“我知道來我們家的那些人只在星期三上班，因爲我只在星期三看見他們。”

　　Can you eat any more 你還能吃嗎

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bowl of rice, then one more bowl. After having eaten the third bowl, you have felt full to the throat. At this time, can you eat any more?"

One of the students asked: "Is there any dish?"

化學課上老師講解溶劑與溶質的關係：“一定的溶劑只能溶解一定的溶質。比如說，你吃了一碗飯，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已經飽了，你還能吃下去嗎?”

有個學生問：“還有菜嗎?”