四年級英語幽默小故事帶翻譯

一些幽默的英語故事，能提高我們閱讀英語的興趣，從而提高英語的閱讀能力，今天本站小編在這裏爲大家分享一些四年級英語幽默小故事，歡迎大家閱讀!

A Foolish Boy

愚蠢的少年

A gay young spark I knew, who happened from his aunt great riches to inherit.

一個放蕩的紈絝少年從他姑媽那裏繼承了一大筆遺產

He started squandering and squandered with such spirit, that all his worldly wealth was I.O.U.

他開始大肆揮霍，直到所有的財富都成了欠條。

He had a fine fur coat, still new. It was winter at the time, and old Jack Frost was in his prime.

他有一件上好的皮大衣，還是嶄新的。當時正值嚴冬時節

One day a s wallow passed: what does our booby do. But pawn the fur as well!

有一天，天上飛過一隻燕子。這個傻瓜做了什麼?他把皮衣當掉了!

"Why, aren't we all aware, you'll never see a swallow in the air till spring insight!

“誰不知道只有到了春天,天空纔會出現燕子呢,”浪子想，

So now,"thinks prodigal,"my fur is useless quite. Why wrap oneself in furs?

“所以，現在我的皮大衣沒用了，爲何還要緊裹着它呢?

It is now the first spring breezes. To Nature's waking realm bring everything that pleases, and to the silent North the banished Frost takes wing."

第一縷春風已經吹過，甦醒的大自然一切都令人心曠神怡，嚴冬也跑到寂靜的北方了。”

Our friend is quick at reckoning. He only quite forgets—at least, until he sneezes, one swallow does not make the spring.

至少打噴嚏之前，這個少年很會盤算，只是他忘記了——一燕不成春。

And so it proves! The frosts return again. The carts go creaking through the crumbled snow, the chimneys puff their smoke, one very window pane, delightful fairy tracings show.

確實如此!寒冬又回來了!馬車咯吱咯吱地穿過冰天雪地，煙囪冒着煙，玻璃上結滿了形狀各異的冰花。

Poor rake! His eyes with rheumy moisture flow; the little bird that spoke of summer days to follow, lies frozen in the snow.

可憐的浪子，他感冒了，淚流不止，而那隻代表夏季即將到來的燕子凍死在雪地裏。

He stands beside the swallow. And shakes, and holds his breath, and mumbles through his teeth, "You villain, any how you'refinished too!

浪子站在燕子旁邊，凍得發抖，他屏住呼吸，嘴裏喃喃地道：“壞蛋!不管怎麼說，你都完蛋了!

I thought that I could count on you! To pawn my fur just now—a pretty thing to do!"

我以爲還能指望你呢!我剛剛把皮衣賣了——簡直太糟糕了!”

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?" "Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday." "Well done. Who was that?" "My granny." "Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad." "Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

一個主日學校校(____教會爲了向兒童灌輸宗教思想, 在星期天開辦的兒童班)的老師在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。

“現在，孩子們，”她說：“你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?”

“我，老師，”一個小男孩說：“昨天我就使別人高興過。” “做得好，是誰呢?” “我奶奶。” “好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興!

3 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman." "Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?" "They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once. "Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".

迪克年齡七歲，他的妹妹凱瑟琳五歲。一天，媽媽把他們帶到姨媽家去玩，自己就到大城市去買些新的衣服。 孩子們玩了個把小時，在四點半的時候，姨媽領着迪克走進了廚房。她交給迪克一塊精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，並對他說：“喏，迪克，給你刀子，把這塊蛋糕一切爲二，給你妹妹一塊。不過，你得記住要做得像一個紳士那樣。” 迪克問：“像一個紳士?紳士怎樣做呢?” 他姨媽馬上回答說：“紳士總是把大的一塊讓給別人的。” 迪克說了一聲“噢”。他對此想了一會，然後，他把蛋糕拿給妹妹，並對她說：“凱瑟琳，你來把這塊蛋糕一切爲二吧。”

Clever Bobby

聰明的博比

Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.

布朗非常欣賞他的小兒子。一次他和一位客人聊他的兒子有多聰明。

"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."

布朗說：“他只有兩歲，就認識所有的動物了。他長大一定會是一個出色的自然學家。來，我讓你看看。”

He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe.

他從書架上拿下一本自然書，把博比抱到膝上，打開書。指着一張長頸鹿的畫片。

"What's that, Bobby?"

“博比，這是什麼?”

"Horsey, "said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of achimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"

“馬馬，”博比回答。 他又指了一張老虎的畫片，博比回答說：“貓咪。” 然後布朗又指了一張獅子的畫片，博比說：“狗狗。” 他又指了一張黑猩猩的畫片，博比說：“爸爸!”

New Dad

初爲人父

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.

孩子剛出生不久後的一天，當媽的要出去辦點事，所以把照看孩子的光榮任務交給了那位新爸爸。

Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.

可是，媽媽剛出去一會，孩子就開始哭了。那位新爸爸使盡了渾身解數，但就是沒法讓孩子不哭。最後，孩子爸爸有點擔心了，決定抱着孩子去找醫生看看。

After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found was indeed full.

醫生聽新爸爸說完事情的經過，開始給孩子作檢查，先是檢查孩子的耳朵，然後是胸部，最後檢查到系尿布的地方。當醫生打開尿布時，他發現尿布裏面已經裝得滿滿當當的。

"Here's the problem," the doctor explained. "He just needs to be changed."

“問題就在這裏了”，醫生解釋說。“你其實給孩子換個尿布他就不會哭了。”

The perplexed father remarked, "But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!"

新爸爸一臉困惑地說，“但是尿布上的包裝特別顯眼地寫着‘適用至10磅’啊!”

It might be the light

可能是光的緣故吧

Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

在田納西州叢林的深處，一個山裏人的妻子半夜時分臨產，一名醫生被叫來幫手接生。

Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

因爲那個地方沒有通電，醫生把燈籠遞給那個快要當爸爸的農夫，說，“把這個高高舉着，這樣，我好乾活”。很快，一名男嬰降臨到這人世界上。

“Hey there,” said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.

“嘿”，醫生說，“彆着急把燈籠放下來，我覺得還有一個小孩要生出來。”，果然，沒幾分鐘，醫生又接生了一個嬰兒，這回是個女孩。“燈籠舉高點，不要坐下來，還有”，醫生說。

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.

又過了幾分鐘，第三個孩子降生了。

"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.

“別，彆着急放下燈籠，看來，還有一個要出來!”，醫生不由得驚叫起來。

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attracting them?

山裏人撓頭抓耳，不明白是怎麼回事，於是問醫生，“你覺得是不是，這些小傢伙看到光所以爬出來了?”

Guests for dinner

晚餐賓客

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb.

一個小傢伙老喜歡吮自己的大拇指, 這可是個壞習慣。

His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

他媽媽最後跟他說，如果他再吮大拇指的話，他就會變得很胖。

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge.

兩個星期後的一天，她媽媽正跟幾個朋友在玩橋牌。

The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

小傢伙指着一個因懷孕而體型明顯發胖的女人說，“啊，哈! 我知道你一直在做什麼!”

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