小學英語幽默小故事
小學的時候經常能聽到一些英語故事，一些有含義的故事能教小朋友關於生活、做人的道理。今天小編整理了一些小學英語故事，希望對大家喜歡。
英語幽默小故事：大五個月
The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18. But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised."How old are you?" he said."Eighteen, sir," said John."But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?""Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."第二次世界大戰開始了，約翰想參軍，可他只有十六歲，當時規定男孩到十八歲才能入伍。所以軍醫給他進行體檢時，他說他已經十八歲了。可約翰的哥哥剛入伍沒幾天，而且也是這個軍醫給他做的檢查。這位醫生還記得他哥哥的姓。所以當他看到約翰的表格時，感到非常驚奇。“你多大了?”軍醫問。“十八，長官。”約翰說。“可你的哥哥也是十八歲，你們是雙胞胎嗎?”約翰臉紅了，說：“哦，不是，長官，我哥哥比我大五個月。”
英語幽默小故事：你女朋友的地址是¨¨
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
軍營裏有二名士兵，一個叫喬治，一個叫比爾。喬治問：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎?”
Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
比爾說：“有。”然後把信紙和信封給了喬治。
Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
喬治又說：“我還沒有筆呢。”比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。寫完後把信放進信封裏，又問：“比爾，你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張。
Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問：“你要出去嗎?”
Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
比爾說：“是的。”隨即打開了門。
George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
喬治說：“請幫我把封信投進辦公室的信箱裏，還有...”他停住了。
"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
“你還要什麼?”比爾問。
George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"
喬治看着信封說：“你女朋友的地址是-?”
英語幽默小故事：布告欄
My secretary began to post unusual news articles,cartoons and pictures of faraway lands on our office bulletin board.
我的祕書開始在我們辦公室的布告欄裏張貼一些奇持的新聞、卡通和風景畫等。
Although she changed the items on a regular basis，no one mentioned her tually she put up a notice stating that she would give one dollar to the first person who read the announcement and informed her about it.
按時更換，但從未有人提到過她所做出的努力。終於她貼出了一張告示說，誰要是第一個看到她貼的通知，就可以告訴她，那個人就能從她那裏得到一美元。
Two weeks later, she received her first acknowledgement，a handwritten reply left on her desk:"I just wanted you to know how much I enjoy your interesting bulletin board. The Cleaning Lady.”
兩週後，她接到了第一個正式的通知。在她的桌上留着一張字條:“我只想讓你知道，我非常喜歡看那有趣的布告欄。清潔工。”
