英語幽默故事 小學生
英語幽默故事簡短，內容詼諧幽默，情節生動有趣。今天小編整理了一些英語小故事，希望對大家喜歡。
英語幽默故事：買帽子
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。
一位婦女到一家帽子店買帽子。她很挑剔，用了很長時間才選好了一頂。
Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"
已經忍耐到極限的售貨員害怕她再改變主意，便恭維她：“你做了極好的選擇，夫人。你戴上這頂帽子看上去起碼年輕十歲!”
To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"
但令他沮喪的是，這位女士馬上摘下了她的帽子說：“我不想要一頂摘下來便使我立刻顯得老十歲的帽子。多拿一些帽子給我看看!”
英語幽默故事：我能得到什麼?
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?
Tommy: Quarters.
湯米：四塊。
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什麼呢?
Tommy: Hamburger.
湯米：漢堡。
英語幽默故事：可憐的丈夫
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“
你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，”一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說，
"She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.“
她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋爲什麼我的答案是錯的。”
