幽默的英語故事 小學

英語幽默故事簡短，內容詼諧幽默，情節生動有趣。今天小編整理了一些英語小故事，希望對大家喜歡。

英語幽默小故事：如何清洗一隻貓

Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

仔細地打掃衛生間。在馬桶中加入適量的洗髮乳，打開蓋子。帶貓去衛生間的時候，小心地安慰它。

In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

麻溜地把貓丟進馬桶，蓋上蓋子(你可能需要站在蓋子上，以防它逃脫)。

CAUTION!!!!!

一定要小心!!!!

Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

不要太靠近邊緣，它的爪子可能會伸出來抓住任何可以抓住的東西。

Flush the toilet three or four times.

沖洗馬桶三到四次。

Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

讓其他的某人打開出去的門，確保馬桶和外門間沒有人。

Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

站得離馬桶儘量遠一點，快速地打開蓋子。洗乾淨的貓會從馬桶裏發射出來並跑出去，然後會去某個地方擦乾自己。

Sincerely,

真誠的，

The DOG

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英語幽默故事：母親與教師

I teach middle-school choir and occasionally have my own children in class. One day my son asked if he could have a pencil. As a teacher,I normally do not lend items to unprepared students;but as a mother，I help my children whenever I can. I asked my son whether he was speaking to his teacher or his mother. He replied，“It degends on who has the pencil."

我教初中的唱詩班，偶爾會教到自己的孩子。一天，我兒子問我是否能借給他一支鉛筆。作爲一位老師，我一般不借東西給那些不做課堂準備的學生。但作爲一位母親，我應隨時幫助我的孩子。於是，我問兒子他是在跟老師說話，還是在跟母親說話。而他卻說:“那要看誰有鉛筆了。”

　英語幽默故事：沒有恐龍

The waiter left and returned quickly.“I'm sorry, sir，but we've just run out of a dinosaur.”

服務員離開了，又很快回來了。“對不起，先生，我們的恐龍菜剛賣完。”

" What?" said the diner with feigned disappointment."No dinosaur?"

“什麼?”顧客氣憤地說:“沒有恐龍?”

The waiter lowered his voice. "Well，we do have some left，“he whispered confidentially," it's not very fresh and I won't serve it!”

那服務員低聲地說:“我們的確還剩一些。”他顯得作常自信的樣子。“但恐龍肉有點兒不太鮮了，所以我們還是不給您上這道菜的好。”