幽默英語故事帶翻譯
不喜歡的英語的人，在學習起來的時候特別煩躁，從而英語成績一直上不去。學英語的時候爲何不加點樂趣進去呢?小編在此獻上英語小故事，希望對你有所幫助。
英語故事帶翻譯：小偷和他的母親
A young man was caught stealing, and sentenced to death three days later.
一個小偷被抓住了，被判處死刑，三天後執行。
He wanted to speak with his mother before the execution. Of course this was granted.
他想在行刑前與他的母親話別，得到了允許。
When his mother came to him, he said, "I want to tell you something." He said something but she could not hear.
當他媽媽來到他的面前，他說：“告訴你一件事。”他輕輕說了一遍，但是她聽不到;等她走近些，
He whispered again, and when she came close to him, she put her ear to his mouth. He nearly bit off her ear. All the bystanders were horrified.
小偷又輕聲說了一遍。母親將耳朵貼近時，兒子突然咬住母親的耳朵，差點撕下來，周圍的人都驚呆了。
"It is to punish her," he said. "When I was young I began stealing little things, and brought them home to mother. "Instead of punishing me, she laughed and said, ‘It will not be noticed.‘ It is because of her that I am here today."
“這是對她的懲罰，”小偷說，“我小時候小偷小摸，把偷的東西帶回家時，她不但不懲罰我，反而笑着說‘別讓人看見。’就是因爲她我才落個今天這樣的下場。”
英語故事帶翻譯：明天早上數
It’s a right. John is looking at the sky.
這是一個晚上。約翰擡頭看着天空。
Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”
湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問約翰：“你在幹什麼?”
John says, “I’m counting stars.”
約翰說：“我在數星星。”
Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”
湯姆笑着說：“現在天空太黑了。你爲什麼不等到明天早上再數呢?
英語故事帶翻譯：醉酒
One day, a father and his little son were going home.
一天，父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。
At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.
這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題
Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什麼意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站着兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。”
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀!”
