趣視頻：5歲男孩的煩惱 女朋友太多壓力大

A video showing a 5-year-old boy talking about how hard it is to juggle three girlfriends has received thousands of views online.
網上有一個視頻火了：有個5歲男孩煞有介事地傾訴自己的煩惱，他說自己有三個女朋友壓力太大了。這一視頻在網上已經獲得了超多的點擊量了。

Called 'Kid Predicaments,' the video shows the young boy apparently speaking to his mother. It currently has over 940,000 views on YouTube.
此視頻名稱是“孩子的煩惱”，視頻中顯然可以看出小男孩正在和媽媽談話。最近YouTube上該視頻已達到94萬次點擊量。

'You can't have three girlfriends?' she asks.
“你不能有三個女朋友嗎？”媽媽問道。

'No,' the young Casanova says. When asked why, he says, 'I could have two, it's great. I don't want three.'
“不可以，”這個小花心男孩回答道。當媽媽問他爲什麼的時候，他說，“我只能有兩個女朋友，兩個挺好的。我不想要三個。”

'Does it stress you out, having that many girlfriends?' the woman asks. 'Yeah,' the boy says before looking down. 'It's like I have to give one up. '
媽媽又問，“是不是有三個女朋友讓你壓力太大了啊？” “是的，” 說完，小男孩低下了頭，“貌似我不得不放棄一個。”

'Oh no,' the woman says. 'How are you going to decide who to give up?'
“哦，天吶。”媽媽說道，“那麼你打算怎樣決定放棄哪一個呢？”

'I don't know,' the would-be heartbreaker says. 'It's like they're all pretty. I have to give one up.'
“我不知道，”這個熊孩子可能馬上就要心碎了，“好像她們都挺漂亮的，但是我不得不放棄一個。”

'Ugh, it's rough being five, isn't it?' the woman says.
媽媽安慰他說，“嗯我懂，是不是5歲的煩惱太多了？”

The little ladies' man looks at her and nods. 'I wish I was 4 again,' he says.
這個小孩中的大衆情人看着媽媽，點了點頭。“真希望我能再回到4歲的時候。”他感慨道。