英語笑話短文：讓人崩潰的駕駛

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned（醉酒的） ."The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk（行李箱） and a muffled（聽不清的） voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"一個傢伙開車的時候警察追了上來。這個傢伙要開窗戶問警察：“怎麼了，警官？”
“沒事，我觀察到了你的安全駕駛技術，很高興你獲得了價值5000美元的安全駕駛獎。祝賀你！你認爲你要拿這筆錢去做什麼？”
他想了一會說“哦，我覺得，我應該去考駕照”。
坐在副駕駛位的女士說"別在意他說的，他喝醉了酒說胡話呢.“
後面座位的傢伙說”我告訴你，偷來的車我們走不遠的。“
此時，行李箱出現了敲擊聲並傳出一個模糊不清的聲音：“我們穿過了邊境了嗎？”