雙語笑話 第92期:不接受幫助還爲啥要求助呢
Why Do You Ask for Help?
你爲啥還求助呢?Drowner: Help!! I’m drowning!!
溺水者:救命呀!!我溺水了!!Helper: Don’t worry! Just do exactly as I say and you’ll be fine!
Helper: Breathe air into your lungs instead of water!
幫手:別擔心!照我說的做,你會沒事的!
幫手:你要吸空氣,不要吸水進到肺部呀!Drowner: I can’t…! I don’t think…!
Drowner: Glue…Glue…Glue…溺水者:不行呀。。。我不認爲。。。
溺水者:咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕(不斷嗆水中。。)Disappeared…
(在水中沉沒了。。)Helper: If he isn’t going to accept my help, why did he ask?
幫手:他都不接受我的幫助,幹嘛要問我呀?