看老友記學英語1.01古怪男友和一場惡夢
【劇情介紹】
莫妮卡要去約會，錢德、菲比、喬伊都盯着要她說她約會對象有何古怪之處。而錢德則做了一個怪夢，夢見自己回到了高中時代，而且在衆目睽睽之下光着膀子。
【臺詞剪輯】
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
[Time Lapse]
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
【口語講解】
1. There's nothing to tell！沒什麼好說的！
2. So does he have a hump? 他長着駝背沒？
hump n. 駝峯
3. I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. 我不希望她經歷我和卡爾經歷過的事兒。
go through 經歷，經受
4. Sounds like a date to me. （諷刺反語）我聽着的確像是個約會來着。
5. I'm back in high school. 我回到了高中時代。
6. Never had that dream. 這事兒沒夢見過
7. All of a sudden 突然之間
8. I figure I'd better answer it. 我琢磨最好還是接電話。
figure 揣測，估計
9. it turns out it's my mother 結果發覺是我媽打來的。
turn out 結果是……原來是……
