有內涵的笑話示例
（I）
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
一個小男孩走進一家理髮店，這時理髮師悄悄對顧客說：“這是天底下最傻的孩子，我來證明給你看。”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
理髮師在一隻手上放了一美元，另一隻手上放了兩個25美分的硬幣，然後把男孩叫過來，問道：“孩子，你想要哪個？”男孩拿走了兩個25美分的硬幣然後離開了。
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
理髮師說道：“瞧我剛剛跟你說了啥？這孩子從不會吸取教訓！”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
過了一會兒，顧客離開的時候，他看到那個男孩從冰淇淋店走了出來。
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
“誒，孩子，我能問你個問題嗎？你爲什麼拿走美分硬幣而不是美元？”
The boy licked his cone and replied,"Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
男孩舔了舔冰淇淋然後答道：“因爲等我拿走了美元，這個遊戲就結束了。”
（II）
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Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse!
悲觀主義者：天哪，這件事已經糟糕到頭了。
Optimist: Yes, it can!
樂觀主義者：不，這件事還能更糟。
（III）
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Lawyer:To prove that my client was home alone, I would like to present my client's internet search history from that evening.
律師：爲了證明我的委託人案發當時獨自在家，我想呈上委託人在當晚的網絡瀏覽記錄。
Client: I'd rather just confess to the murder.
委託人：那我寧可承認我就是兇手。
