有內涵的笑話範例
What are the most profound jokes ever?
有哪些笑話很有內涵？
獲得10.8k好評的答案@Vinaya Patil
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
一個小男孩走進一家理髮店，這時理髮師悄悄對顧客說：“這是天底下最傻的孩子，我來證明給你看。”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
理髮師在一隻手上放了一美元，另一隻手上放了兩個25美分的硬幣，然後把男孩叫過來，問道：“孩子，你想要哪個？”男孩拿走了兩個25美分的硬幣然後離開了。
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
理髮師說道：“瞧我剛剛跟你說了啥？這孩子從不會吸取教訓！”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
過了一會兒，顧客離開的時候，他看到那個男孩從冰淇淋店走了出來。
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
“誒，孩子，我能問你個問題嗎？你爲什麼拿走美分硬幣而不是美元？”
The boy licked his cone and replied,"Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
男孩舔了舔冰淇淋然後答道：“因爲等我拿走了美元，這個遊戲就結束了。”
獲得3.3k好評的答案@Bharat Jakati
Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse!
悲觀主義者：天哪，這件事已經糟糕到頭了。
Optimist: Yes, it can!
樂觀主義者：不，這件事還能更糟。
獲得2.6k好評的答案@Karan Bansal
Lawyer:To prove that my client was home alone, I would like to present my client's internet search history from that evening.
律師：爲了證明我的委託人案發當時獨自在家，我想呈上委託人在當晚的網絡瀏覽記錄。
Client: I'd rather just confess to the murder.
委託人：那我寧可承認我就是兇手。
獲得1.2k好評的答案@Mudit Sharma
The CIA receives a serious bomb threat to Air Force One. Taking no chances, they call in a senior partner from McKinsey. After much deliberation he hands over a bag and requests that it is always present on the plane. This, he says, would reduce the risk. This trick seems to work so the CIA decide to open the bag. They discover a bomb in his bag. The partner explains. "Statistics show that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. However, the chance that there are two bombs on one plane is 1/1000000. So, plane is much safer..."
中情局接到一個緊急的炸彈恐嚇，說是在空軍一號上。在毫無辦法的情況下，他們向麥肯錫公司的一名資深合夥人求助。在一陣深思熟慮之後，合夥人給出一個包裹並且要求一定要把它放在飛機上。他說，這可以降低風險。這個辦法看似很有效，所以中情局決定打開包裹看看，結果在裏面發現了一枚炸彈。合夥人解釋說：“數據顯示，一架飛機上有一枚炸彈的機率是千分之一，但是一架飛機上有兩枚炸彈的可能性是百萬分之一，所以，這樣飛機就更安全了······”
