關於英語的幽默經典小笑話
這個世界是有很多事情是需要我們去想的，但是什麼時候想的玩呢，還不如來看英語的笑話，小編給大家分享一下英語笑話，歡迎閱讀學習
英語的笑話閱讀
Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.
'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.'
'Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile.
瑪麗非常討厭丈夫吸菸，一天對他抱怨說：“我希望有一天所有捲菸廠都失火。”
“不用擔心，親愛的，所有的菸捲遲早都會點着的。”他笑着說。
幽默的英語笑話
evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'
My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?'
一天晚上我開着丈夫的車去購物，回來後發現車身沾滿灰塵，於是擦洗了一陣。當我終於走進屋裏時大聲喊：“世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。”
我丈夫擡頭看了看，說：“媽媽來了?”
關於英語的小笑話
Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
h: Yes.
son: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
約翰遜先生：今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?
史密斯先生：是的。
約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網球拍，那我可以借用一下嗎?
