幽默經典的英語小笑話彙總

如果你的心情不好就多多看看英語的笑話吧，小編給大家分享一下英語笑話，要記得來看看吧

　　幽默的英語笑話參考

I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination . At last he succeeded.

'Why are you so nervous?' I asked him.

'The numbers are the date of our anniversary.' my usband confessed.

我陪丈夫一起出差，他帶着他的手提式計算機。機場出口處檢查員要他打開包。他耐心的等着我那窘迫的丈夫設法回想起暗鎖的密碼。最後他終於想起來了。

“你爲什麼那麼緊張呢?”我問他。

“這密碼是我們結婚紀念日。”他承認道

　　英語爆笑的笑話

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'

'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.' 'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'

'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'

一位耳聾並且總是嫌東西太貴的老太太走進一家商店。

她問店員：“這東西要多少錢?”

“七美元，太太，這是很便宜的。” 老太太說：“太貴了，十四美元差不多。”

店員忙說：“我沒說十七美元，是七美元。”

“還是太貴，”老太太說：“五美元，我就買啦。”

　　英語的小笑話閱讀

Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?

Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

媽媽：你爲什麼不停地跳上跳下的?

湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動瓶子了