經典的英語幽默的小笑話
我們在看英語的笑話的時候不要只看要記一下單詞，小編給大家分享一下英語笑話，希望大家天天開心
英語幽默的笑話
The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of ge, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....新老師9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裏。喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?
媽媽問。媽媽，我不喜歡，因爲她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。
英語簡單的小笑話
The Fish NetCan you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
魚網你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安?
老師發問道。把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。 小女孩回答道。
有關於幽默的英語笑話
《狗住旅店》
一個人給一家他計劃在假期裏停留的小旅館寫了封信，“我非常希望帶着我的狗，它很乾淨很有教養，你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?”旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經營旅館很多年了，狗從沒偷過毛巾，牀單， 餐具，或者牆上的畫。我也從沒有在半夜因爲狗喝醉胡鬧而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來我們旅館，如果它爲您擔保，也歡迎您來。
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved.
Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said,
"I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
