國外經典幽默故事四則

笑話是一種增強快樂的文化，常常以篇幅短小，故事情節簡單，文筆巧妙的形式出現，給人以出乎意料，並且取得笑意的藝術效果的文化。在忙碌的生活，我們也需要偶爾的放鬆一下自己。下面本站小編爲大家帶來國外經典幽默故事四則，希望大家喜歡!

　國外經典幽默故事：今天下午你準備用割草機嗎

Are you using your mower this afternoon?

今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?

Mr. Johnson:Are you using your mower this afternoon?

約翰遜先生：今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?

Mr. .

史密斯先生：是的。

Mr. Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it ?

約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網球拍，那我可以借用一下嗎?

國外經典幽默故事：班和笨驢

Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.

格拉斯哥的勞裏教授在門上貼了這樣一個通知：“勞裏教授今天的課程取消。"

A student,after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".

一個學生讀了通知後，擦掉了字母"C"(lass：姑娘)。

Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke,rubbed out the "l"

後來勞裏教授來了，也想開開玩笑，他擦掉了字母“I ”( ass:笨驢)。

　國外經典幽默故事：買東西和說閒話

A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, "l've lost my moml" The cop said,"What's she like?" The little girl replied,"Shopping and gossiping!”

有一個小女孩走丟了，於是她走到一個警察跟前說：“我媽媽不見了!”這個警察說：“她什麼樣子?”小女孩回答：“買東西和說閒話!”

　國外經典幽默故事：所有的菸捲都會點着的

Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.‘I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday .’‘Don't worry ,dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later .’He said with a smile.

瑪麗非常討厭丈夫吸菸，一天她對丈夫抱怨說：“我希望有一天所有捲菸廠都失火。”“不用擔心，親愛的，所有的菸捲遲早都會點着的。”他笑着說