雅思口語之搞笑的場合話題素材

　　你知道雅思口語如何描述一個搞笑的場合這種話題嗎？先來積累一些素材吧，有輸入纔會有輸出哦。

雅思口語新題範文：搞笑節目

Describe a television program/ film that made you laugh

You should say

What the program is

When you watched it

Who you watched it with

Why it made you laughed

PART 3

What kinds of things do Chinese people do to be happy?

Is laughing beneficial to children, how about old people?

雅思口語part2

A TV program that I found really funny was an American show called “How I met your mother” which was broadcast every Sunday last summer.

一個我覺得很有趣的電視節目是一個叫做“我如何遇見你的母親”的美國節目，這個節目在去年夏天的每個星期天播出。

It was a sitcom with 9 series, each of which included about 24 episodes. I watched all of the episodes and found them absolutely hilarious. The series followed the main character, Ted, who recounted to his son and daughter the time when he met and got married to their mother. The special thing was this – all the events Ted had experienced with his best friends before meeting his wife were illustrated in a highly amusing way. For example, in one episode, Ted described his dates with a girlfriend whose name he had forgotten, so Ted and the other characters had to refer to her as “Blah-blah” all the time.

這是一部有9個系列的情景喜劇，每一部都包含了大約24集。我看了所有的劇集，發現它們非常滑稽。這部劇講述的是主人公泰德的故事，他向自己的兒子和女兒講述了他遇到並和他們的母親結婚的時間。最特別的是——在見到他的妻子之前，Ted和他最好的朋友們所經歷的所有事情都以一種非常有趣的方式進行了說明。例如，在一集裏，泰德描述了他與一個被他遺忘的女友的約會，所以泰德和其他的角色一直都把她稱爲“廢話”。

Because of the characters’ eccentric humor and natural acting, this show made me laugh a lot. So, at present, whenever I feel stressed, I replay this series so that I can just put my feet up and have a good laugh.

由於劇中人物古怪的幽默和自然的表演，這部劇讓我笑了很多，所以，現在每當我感到壓力的時候，我就會重放這個系列，這樣我就可以把我的腳放上去，好好地笑一笑。

雅思口語高頻詞彙

sitcom情景喜劇

episodes集

absolutely hilarious絕對搞笑

recounted講述了

eccentric偏心

put my feet up把我的腳放上去

　　雅思口語Part2 範文：一個有幽默感的人

Describe a person who has a good sense of humor

Ok, I've been asked to describe a person with a good sense of humour, and the person I've chosen is my classmate Zhang Hui. Zhang. Hui is a boy from Henan. He comes from Kaifeng. He majors in Economics and well, I guess you can say that Economics is not the most interesting subject, especially when the teachers start drawing graphics on the blackboard. Zhang Hui just seems to know how to make a joke out of it all. He has this funny face, which just adds to his humour.

I'll give you an example of how sharp his wit is. The instructor was talking about the relationship of supply and demand, and was looking for examples. So Zhang Hui stuck up his hand and said his mother is an example. He said the more money he spends on university, the better grades she demands. After he said that, everyone laughed so hard the professor had to wait for five minutes before he could continue.

I guess the way this person affects me is that he teaches me that there is nothing very serious in life. He puts me at ease and he reminds me that we are all human. I don't get overstressed when I spend time with him because he knows how to make a joke out of everything.

　　雅思口語9分素材大搜集——童年之搞笑的事

1. 童年經典梗：西瓜種子會在肚中發芽生長

One day as I was eating watermelon, I accidentally swallowed its seeds and my grandma told me that now its tree will grow inside my stomach and leaves would come out of my nose and ears. I was really worried, on my way to school I asked everybody I met, whether it was true. To my tragedy many of them said yes. I cried really very hard and was frightened even when my parents told me nothing like that would happen. It was only after they gave me a fake medicine, I stopped crying. After that I never ate watermelon, fearing that it might happen again, until I was 9.

My grandma still makes fun of me for that :)

ging my underwear in open

光天化日地不知男女有別

I Was in 2nd standard.

I went to my aunts house..

I was changing my underwear...(in open)

My aunt started teasing me..."shame shame shame..o o o e shame"

I answered innocently

" Please Aunty don't make fun of what’s wrong in it...

It's a body part yone is 't you have..."

(Every one burst out in laughter and I started crying thinking That everyone is making fun of me)...

Today.I feel shit man..!!! did I giggle..!!

3. I believed I was as small as a finger when born.

我曾以爲我是一個拇指菇涼。

"You know, you were so little when you were born, that i used to carry you around in my pocket. "

My uncle used to tell this to little me when I was 5-6 years old.

I bought the story and was curious about how I used to drink and eat when I was that small.

He told me that they used to pick me up with fingers and make me sit on the edge of a cup and I would sip some tea from the cup, while they watched over for my safety. And then they were feeding me little crumbs of bread.

he told me stories of how he carried me around, in his pocket, saving me from birds and assorted animals who wanted to pick me up.

When he told me that I was only as tall as my finger, I would get annoyed and run to my mother to verify his story. And my mother played along her part well.

At the end of all that, maybe several months later, I figured it out. I remember I coming to him to tell him something like this, " If i were that small when i was born, even you must have been that small too, when you were born. And somebody must have took you around in their pockets and picked you up with their fingers. But you are so big now, that i don't think you were ever that small. And so, even i were never that small". Haha, uncle had no answer for that.

Funeral of the story.

4. 見死不救的熊弟弟

I was 8-9 years old and my brother was around dad had just bought me a new pretty bicycle and after I learnt how to ride it my brother asked me to take him for a ride...I asked him to open the gate and wait outside and I will get on the bike and come outside and then he can sit behind...I hopped on andn started riding how lost outside fast and fell into the sewage gutter in front of the house which was left open for cleaning...I was covered from top to bottom in dirty water and stuff and my bicycle fell on brother, instead of calling my parents for jumping, clapping and shouting..."yay, u fell down!!"while people in the street gathered around and pulled me out!

It took 3 showers to free myself off that stench

5. 字寫得差的煩惱

As a child I used to fear Chinese the most , because of so many strokes for each character ).

So my elder cousin was teaching me Chinese one night, scolding me for not getting the handwriting right. Someone knocked the door and he went to entertain who-so-ever was outside.

In the mean time I tore a page from the notebook and wrote a note to him, stating that "I am leaving the house because of your scoldings; don't search for me." And I hid underneath the bed, hoping he'd get all tensed up and start searching for me and that he'd not teach me after this.

After he returned I couldn't see his reaction. After sometime he went out of the room. I sneaked my head out to see where he went. And he returned back the same instant.

I got another bashing for tearing pages from my school notebook and for not writing characters which he had asked me before leaving for the door.

Apparently I had written my note in Chinese in very bad handwriting and he couldn't even read it.

6. the meanest dad

壞到骨子裏的老爸

My father told me that the school had put mini CCTV cameras in classrooms, and the live stream was provided to all parents so that they could keep an eye on their children.

He basically convinced me that he was monitoring every move of mine in school.

What's worse is, my dad was a master of reverse psychology. Every time he saw me look even remotely guilty, he'd ask, "Well, why did you do that at school today?" Cleverly, he never specified what 'that' was. I would think, "oh God! He knows!" and would be left with no option but to confess and apologize.

The consequence: Me were scared to spend more than 30 seconds in any one place (even for sharpening pencils!). If it was extremely necessary, I would talk to my classmates in as discreet a manner as possible. I used to be at my best behaviour even during recesses. And when I made slightest mistakes (for example: losing my eraser), I'd feel so guilty, I'd confess to him with tears in my eyes.

Fathers can be mean.

7.童年最經典的騙局

As young kids, my sister and I would love to sleep in on weekends if we could. So even if we actually woke up a bit earlier than usual, we'd lay in bed and pretend to be asleep when our dad came in to wake us up.

Dad would always catch our bluff, though, and tricked us into proving we were in fact awake by saying "Are these kids still really asleep? I would believe it if they shook their legs a little bit." Indeed, being the little suckers we were, we'd fall for it and shake our legs ever so slightly. Each and every time.

How fun for my dad. I never figured out how he knew we were really awake until much later. Such a eureka moment. :D

8. 人小孩與貓媽媽之爭

My grandmother had a ton of feral cats that hung out under her house (the house was on blocks or something so there was an under the house). When I was small, probably around 5 or so, we went to visit and one of the cats had just had kittens so my grandmother had brought her into the house. I was told not to bother her, but it was kittens so I had to go look. As I approached her in her 'bed' with all the itty bitty kittens around her feeding, she hissed at me. Well I wasn't about to take an insult from a cat so I got closer, leaned over, and hissed back. I got a wonderfully deep and long scratch in the middle of my forehead for that.

are an pure evil

I was in grade 4 and we were sitting in the gym for our monthly school assembly. I had to fart really bad. Normally my farts are silent so I didn't think too much about it but this time it was different. I think it might have been due to the way I was sitting with my legs up and crossed together or something but when I let it out it sounded like some little girl was screeching. It lasted forever too.

The gym was dead silent at that time so the whole school could hear it. Everyone turned to me and I was mortified. But thanks to my quick thinking I blamed it on the girl in front of me. The poor girl...

I guess this is more of an embarrassing or evil childhood story