Quora精選：你收到過哪些奇葩聖誕禮物？
What was your weirdest Christmas gift ever?
你收過的最奇怪的聖誕禮物是什麼？
獲得706好評的答案@Akia Vongdara
When I was about 15, my parents walked into my room while I was asleep, saying, "Merry Christmas!", and placed a pack of Gatorade and pair of Joe Boxer pajama pants on the floor. We're a family that can't spend much, so I wasn't expecting any presents.
十五歲那年，我爸媽在我睡覺時走進我房間說：“聖誕快樂！”然後把一盒佳得樂飲料還有一條Joe Boxer的睡褲放在地板上。我們一家並不寬裕，所以我之前並沒有期待過什麼禮物。
I thought that was the oddest pair of presents that I had ever received, but I was happy because I loved Gatorade, haha.
我覺得那是我收到過最奇怪的禮物組合了，不過我很開心，因爲我超愛佳得樂，哈哈。
I'm 22 now, and this memory still continues to make me smile.
我今年22歲了，不過這段回憶還是會讓我笑出來。
獲得113好評的答案@Terisa Wright
Mine was a coat hanger. A simple coat hanger. My cousin gave it to me. When she left I couldn't stop laughing.
我得到的最奇怪的禮物是一個衣架。一個很普通的衣架，我表姐給我的。當她走掉的時候我都還在笑個不停。
獲得33好評的答案@Necia Dallas
I used to get the weirdest Christmas gifts from my Dad and stepmom. Once I got a half-full jar of rubbing alcohol and a half-full bag of cotton swabs. A year later I got used KangaRoos tennis shoes that had dirt caked in the treads and a used Kleenex wadded up into the zipper pocket. They were size 6 and my feet were 9.5.
我從我爸爸和繼母那裏收到過最奇怪的禮物。我曾經收到過一瓶半滿的外用酒精和一包半滿的棉籤；第二年我得到了用過的、鞋底髒兮兮的袋鼠牌網球鞋和揉成一團塞進口袋裏的克里奈克斯紙巾，那雙鞋的鞋碼是6號，而我的腳是9.5號。
More typical were things my stepmom wrapped up after cleaning the garage, or the "free gifts" she got with her Avon orders, so stuff like a Chapstick being "hugged" by a tiny koala in a Santa hat, or a trial size of "Silicone Glove" moisturizer stuffed into a snowman's asshole.
還有更多這樣的東西，比如我繼母在清理車庫後打包的東西，或是她買雅芳產品是時的“贈品”，比如抱着一支無色脣膏的小考拉裝在聖誕帽裏，或是塞在雪人屁眼裏的Silicone Glove潤膚膏試用裝。
Once I got a box of dirt, which was confusing but by then I was inured to strange and undazzling gifts. However, apparently there were daffodil bulbs in the dirt. Well, okay then.
我還曾收到過一盒泥土，雖然我不知道這是什麼鬼，不過那時我也習慣了這些稀奇古怪的禮物了。不管怎樣，泥土上有幾個水仙花球莖，還不錯啦。
獲得9好評的答案@Sandeep Sasidharan
An edited father's day card from my friend!
我從我朋友那裏得到過一張修改過的父親節卡片！
