單身狗的內心獨白:你中槍了沒?
單身有它的好處。但單身久了，我們也會感到沮喪，那種“剩者爲王”的士氣會變弱，偶爾還會胡思亂想。鑑於女性更多愁善感，所以本篇的內心獨白將主要採用女性視角。
1. I am more than positive I'll die alone.
我幾乎可以確信我要孤獨終老了。
2. Wait, I can't tell if he's flirting or just being friendly.
哎？他這是對我有好感麼，還是隻是表示友好而已。
3. Should I text my ex?
要不要給前任發個短信？
4. If need be, I'll marry myself.
要是可能的話，我想跟自己結婚。
5. I don't need a man! I am an independent woman!
我不需要男人！我是獨立的女性！
6. Being single is better!
單身更好！
7. Should I get a Tinder? Who knows - I might actually find the one!
要不要註冊個相親網站？誰知道呢——也許就找到了！
8. How do those two have each other and I have no one?
爲什麼他倆能在一起，而我就是一個人？
9. SRSLY, what's wrong with me?
講真，我是不是有什麼問題？
10. I'm just waiting for Prince Charming.
我在等我的白馬王子。
11. When was the last time I kissed someone? I think I forgot how to kiss.
我上次接吻是什麼時候？我覺得我都忘了怎麼接吻了。
12. Netflix always makes my day better.
每天看會兒網劇能讓我感覺好點。
