挪威熊孩子：少年手臂上紋個麥當勞賬單大綱

When 18-year-old Stian Ytterdahl’s friends dared him to get a tattoo, they gave him only two options to choose from – Barbie on his buttocks or a McDonald’s receipt on his arm. They’re both terrible, but I suppose you can’t blame Stian for choosing the latter.
18歲的挪威小夥斯蒂安·伊特多被朋友們慫恿去紋身，但朋友們只給了他兩個選擇——在臀部紋個芭比娃娃或在手臂上紋麥當勞收據。兩個要求都有些強人所難，但我相信你們應該不會責怪斯蒂安選擇了後者。

“Some of my mates thought I had been a bit too active on the ladies front recently and wanted to punish me,” he said. “When we were in the restaurant on Monday, they said I had to tattoo a Barbie doll on my bum, or the receipt on my arm.”
斯蒂安說：“朋友們認爲我最近對女生表現得太過活躍，所以想要懲罰我。星期一我們在麥當勞飯時，他們說我必須在臀部上紋一個芭比娃娃或在手臂上紋一個收據。”

Incidentally, this is the teenager’s first tattoo ever, covering most of his lower right arm. There’s a large McDonalds logo at the top, followed by a list of items he ordered off the menu – a cheeseburger and four addedtoppings.
巧的是這是伊特多的第一個紋身，幾乎覆蓋了他整個右下臂。紋身最上面是一個大大的麥當勞標誌，接下來是他點的食物——一個起司漢堡和四個配料。

Stian, from Southwest Norway, also said that his parents were not at all pleased with the turn of events. “I got an email from my dad that wasn’t entirely positive, saying: ‘What on earth have you done?! Do you think you are coming home with that!? Your mother has had a break down.’”
斯蒂安來自挪威西南部，他說他的父母對紋身這件事非常不滿。“我收到父親發給我的一封郵件，他說：‘你到底做了什麼？難道你想帶着這個紋身回家嗎？你媽媽都已經崩潰了。’”

Stian’s parents got to know about the tattoo from a report in the local newspaper and they were devastated.
斯蒂安的父母是從當地一家報紙上知道了兒子弄了這麼一個奇葩的紋身，當時他們感到十分震驚。

The media caught hold of pictures after they were shared by a tattoo artist on Facebook. When Stian had first approached him, he raised an eyebrow, but proceeded anyway.
一名紋身師在臉書上分享了斯蒂安的紋身照片，之後當地的一家媒體對此進行了報道。當斯蒂安向紋身師提出這個要求時，他皺起了眉毛，但最終還是答應了。

The images, captioned ‘my strangest tattoo so far’, have garnered over 1,000 likes and over 200 shares. “It’s funny to think that I have a tattoo which no one else even has the likes of,” said Stian.
臉書上分享的照片還配上了標題“迄今爲止我紋的最奇怪的紋身”。照片被點贊一千多次、轉發兩百多次。斯蒂安說：“有一個別人從來沒紋過的紋身，我覺得很有意思。”

Even the date and time is on it. I might not find it funny when I am 50 or 60 years old, but it’s my choice. I might even get a job at McDonald’s now,” he joked.
他開玩笑說：“紋身上面還有時間和日期。也許等我五、六十歲的時候，就不會覺得這很有趣了，但這是我的選擇。麥當勞可能會因此僱傭我呢。”

The tattoo artist has put a weird twist on the story – he offered Stian to ink the receipt of the first tattoo on his other arm for free. It’s unbelievable, but he has accepted the offer. So he’ll have a tattoo of a receipt on one arm and a tattoo of the receipt of the tattoo of a receipt on the other. Now that’s just twisted!
最後故事又有一個大轉折——紋身師決定免費爲斯蒂安在另一隻手臂上紋身，只不過圖案必須是第一個紋身的費用收據。斯蒂安答應了。所以他的一隻手臂上有一個麥當勞的收據，而另一隻手臂上將會有一個麥當勞收據紋身的收據。夠繞吧！