“回家過年衛衣”走紅 專治親戚們的春節“拷問”大綱

這倒不是因爲它的設計有多時尚前衛，而是因爲過年穿上它，走親訪友着實能省下不少麻煩。

One such sweater features messages such as "Please don't ask me the grades in final examinations", "Your child is really great", "No talking about salary", "I am on a diet, I can't eat too much" and others. Sweaters with these messages became popular because they provide answers to nagging questions from some youths' parents or relatives.
其中一款衛衣上寫着“別問成績了吧”，“您家孩子最棒棒”，“工資保密”，“我減肥我不能吃太多”等字樣。這類衛衣之所以能夠走紅，是因爲上面的話回答了家長和七大姑八大姨喋喋不休的問題。

During Spring Festival, family members gather together and some of the elder ones always ask the younger members of the family questions which they feel reluctant to answer.
春節期間，全家團圓，這時有的長輩總是不停向小輩們提出一些他們不願回答的問題。

For example, "how many points did you get in final examinations?" "My child got the first in the final examinations, how about you?" "How much is your salary per month?" "Why do you eat so little?" or "When will you be married?".
比如，“期末考了多少分呀”，“我們家孩子期末考第一，你呢”，“你每個月工資多少呀”，“你怎麼吃這麼少呀”或者“什麼時候結婚呀”？

尤其當你已經參加工作、年齡超過23歲卻依舊單身時，在七大姑八大姨的眼裏就成了不可思議的存在。

“今年多大了”，“有對象了麼”，“可要抓緊了，阿姨給你介紹一個唄”。

原本只想安安靜靜過個年，卻要接受無休止的盤問，讓許多年輕人感到無力招架。

“回家過年衛衣”剛好戳中了時下年輕人的痛點，爲他們提供了一種發泄無奈態度和不滿情緒的方式，由此光速走紅。

Sweaters of this kind have seen promising sales on the internet. "The sweaters are sold very quickly, I sold more than 400 sweaters yesterday," said one online retailer in response to a reporter from Yangtse Evening Post. The retailer is working hard to prepare more sweaters, and ensure they can be delivered to customers within 48 hours.
這款衛衣在網上銷量一片大好。一位店家在接受《揚子晚報》採訪時表示：“衛衣賣的特別快，我昨天賣出了400多件。”這位賣家正在努力備好更多衣服，以確保能在48小時內發給顧客。

很多網友都對這個創意十分滿意，表示過年回家就靠它來堵住親戚們的盤問。

不過也有一些網友對一件衣服能發揮的作用表示懷疑。

"It may be useless to stop family members from asking boring questions by wearing the sweaters, " said an internet user named Aiguoaijiaaixiaoyugan.
網友Aiguoaijiaaixiaoyugan稱：“穿這款衛衣可能也阻止不了三姑六婆煩人的問題。”

"My mother would beat me so hard I may be paralyzed if I wore this sweater," joked a netizen named Fengwuzuoer.
網友Fengwuzuoer則戲稱：“如果我穿這件衛衣的話，可能會被媽媽打殘吧。”

當然，春節自救的法子可不只有一件衛衣，網友們還研發了形形色色的春節自救方法。諸如回家各種“順毛”，主動表現乖巧等等。

去年一首來自彩虹合唱團的神曲《春節自救指南》也再一次被諸多網友翻出來“學習”。

The seven-minute song utilizes a choir style and rap. The beginning of the song is sung by the choir, which involves a family scene where a recently returned young adult is asked a series of questions by family members. After the "question attack" from relatives, the young man decides to reflect on his past and also defend himself through rap.
這首歌時長7分鐘，採用了合唱和說唱結合的方式。開始的部分採用合唱形式，展現了剛回家的年輕人經歷的“家人拷問”場景。在親戚的各種“問題轟炸”之後，年輕人開始以說唱的形式回顧自己的過去併爲自己辯解。