南非世界盃最不性感的10大球星(圖)
Sexy is, truly, in the eye of the beholder。
性感不性感，還要看個人的眼光。
If you've been following media coverage of the World Cup these past few weeks you might think every footballer is a chiseled god — ripped, handsome, and oozing sex appeal。
如果你最近幾週一直在關注世界盃報道，你很可能會有種錯覺——認爲綠茵場上的每個球員都是輪廓分明、性感英俊的帥哥。
You'd be wrong。
那你可錯了。
These World Cup 2010 players won't be featured in Vanity Fair, Cosmopolitan or The Daily Beast for their looks。
以下這些球員就絕對不會受到《名利場》、《大都會》或《每日野獸》等雜誌的青睞。
The men on the list below have been chosen by GlobalPost because they are un-sexy in some way or another. Some lack physical beauty, others lack inner beauty, a few lack both. And while many redeem themselves with skills on the field, we just don't want to see them in their skivvies。
GlobalPost特別推出世界盃最不性感的十大球星，入選者都因爲這樣或那樣的原因不性感。有些人長得對不起觀衆，有些則屬於品行不正，有些則是內外兼不達標。雖然其中很多人可以在球場上挽回些顏面，但我們可真不想看到他們穿暴露裝。
1. Franck Ribery - France
弗蘭克·裏貝里(法國)
Yes, he has a scar as the result of an accident when he was 2. But that's not why Ribery, one of France's stars, makes the list. He was recently accused of hiring an underage prostitute. That's just not sexy。
“刀疤俠”兩歲時不幸毀容，但這並不是這位法國名將上榜的原因。他最近因與一名未成年妓女發生關係而遭指控，這可真令人倒胃口。
2. Wayne Rooney – England
韋恩·魯尼(英格蘭)
Yes, Wayne Rooney's ears stick out from his perfectly round face making him look like Shrek. Indeed, England's Rooney was just named the ugliest soccer player in the world, at least according to 33 percent of the 2,500 women polled by . But he (usually) scores, which makes him a fan favorite。
魯尼那張圓得不能再圓的臉上還配了一對招風耳，這使他看起來簡直就是史萊克的翻版。根據網站對2500名女性開展的調查，魯尼不幸當選爲“世界最醜球星”，得票率高達33%。不過魯尼總能進球，一球遮百醜啊。
3. Carles Puyol – Spain
卡洛斯·普約爾(西班牙)
Things are looking hairy for Spain in the 2010 World Cup, and Carles Puyol isn't the only reason。
本屆世界盃，西班牙前路“雜草叢生”，但這可不能只怪普約爾。
4. Carlos Tevez - Argentina
卡洛斯·特維斯(阿根廷)
He has a widow's peak. But also a unibrow. Enough said。
腦門頂着“寡婦峯”(腦門上的V形頭髮，舊時迷信者認爲是早寡的預兆)，臉上還長着“連心眉”，這就足以說明問題了。
5. Lee Woon-Jae - South Korea
李雲在(韓國)
South Korea's goalkeeper Lee Woon-Jae is nicknamed 'Spider Hands’ for his skills in the net. But those hands got him in trouble in 2007, when Woon-Jae and three of his teammates started messing around with prostitutes on the eve of the country's Asian Cup match。
韓國門將李雲在人稱“蜘蛛手”，站在門前就像給球門拉了一張網。但在2007年，他和三名隊友被曝在亞洲盃比賽前夜嫖妓，讓自己陷入麻煩。
6. Peter Crouch - England
彼得·克勞奇(英格蘭)
Peter Crouch — the tallest England player at 6'7' — makes for one awkward and gangly soccer player. And he knows it. In an interview, when asked what he would be if he weren't a soccer player, Crouch replied: "A virgin."
克勞奇身高6英尺7英尺，在英格蘭隊無人能及。長成這樣的蘆柴棒未免有些奇怪，他自己也很明白這一點。在一次採訪中，有記者問他，如果不做球員，他會做什麼。他回答說：“處男”。
7. Marcus Tulio Tanaka – Japan
田中斗笠王(日本)
Only one month ago, Marcus Tulio Tanaka of Japan acted like a child on the playing field. He got frustrated with the referee and marched around with his shirt on his head. This performance led one website to select him for the No. 1 "tantrum of the week." Sexy。
就在一個月前，田中斗笠王還在球場上耍孩子脾氣。他生了裁判的氣，於是用球衫蒙着臉在球場轉悠，因此當選某網站“本週最傻”。這真“性感”。
8. Jong Tae-Se - North Korea
鄭大世(朝鮮)
North Korea's Jong Tae-Se didn't look so hot as he burst into tears before the Brazil-North Korea match. But the emotion seems genuine: Born in Japan to South Korean parents, Tae-Se traded his South Korean citizenship for a North Korean passport just so that he could play for it. Really?
在與巴西對壘前升國旗時，鄭大世的哭相併不性感，但感情卻無比真摯。生於朝鮮、父母是韓國出身，但鄭大世卻想放棄韓國國籍，僅僅是爲了代表朝鮮隊參賽。真的？
9. Sotirios Kyrygiakos - Greece
索迪里奧斯·基爾吉亞科斯(希臘)
Sotirios Kyrgiakos, 31, is only one of the many seasoned 30-something players on the Greek team, which has a 71-year-old coach. So if the early bird special is your idea of sexy, go Greece!
31歲的索迪里奧斯·基爾吉亞科斯只是希臘隊衆多老牌球星中的一位，單是這個球隊的教練就已經71歲了。所以如果這正合你的口味，那就去找希臘隊吧！
10. Argentina coach Diego Maradona
迭戈·馬拉多納(阿根廷隊教練)
Before the start of the tournament, Argentinean coach Diego Maradona promised to run naked through the center of Buenos Aires if Argentina wins the 2010 World Cup. We'd prefer he kept his pants on。
在本屆世界盃賽開戰前，阿根廷教練馬拉多納聲稱，如果阿根廷隊捧杯，他將裸奔穿過布宜諾斯艾利斯市中心。真希望馬大帥還是穿着褲子跑！
