世界盃期間我爲妻子擬定的11條鐵律大綱
My Dear Wife,
致親愛的妻子，
The FIFA World cup is around the corner, so let me give you a few rules that will help us during the months of June and July:
世界盃在即，爲了在六月和七月能友好相處，請允許我與您約法三章。
1. The Television set's remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
1.電視遙控器歸我掌控一個月。
2. You should not walk in front of TV whenever I am watching any match, you better freeze where you are or crawl on the floor.
2.我看比賽的時候請不要擋住我的視線，或者站立不動，或者趴在地板上。
3. You must support the same team I support.
3.請務必和我支持同一球隊。
4. No talking during the games, wait until Half-time or end of the game.
4.比賽期間請保持安靜，有話請等到中場休息或者比賽結束。
5. Repeats and match Highlights are as good as live matches, So I will watch them too.
5.重播和精彩瞬間與現場直播同等重要，我也不能錯過。
6. We can see movies/home videos provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.
6.如果男演員和女演員穿着球衣，故事也發生在巴西，看看他們演的電影或者家庭錄像也是可以的。
7. Tell all your friends not to give birth or get married during the World Cup because we won't have time to attend their ceremonies.
7.通知你的朋友們，世界盃期間不要結婚生子，因爲我們沒有時間參加典禮。
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is that Chelsea versus China? (Chelsea is a football club in England and China is not participating in this year's world cup finals) .
8.請保證不要問我以下愚蠢問題：這是切爾西對中國的比賽麼？（切爾西是英國的足球俱樂部，而中國並沒有進入這次世界盃決賽圈。）
9. No funny faces to my friends whenever they come to watch matches with me.
9.我的朋友們來家裏和我一起看球的時候不要鬧笑話。
10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing you get me clear?
10.除了我支持的球隊輸球的時候，你想怎麼笑都可以……我說清楚了麼？
11. Your baby must not cry during any match , it's better you drugged him or her with Breast milk.
11.比賽期間保證孩子不要哭鬧，哭的時候就給他餵奶。
