都市人的八大古怪流行病盤點

Procrastination拖延症

Procrastination refers to the act of replacing high-priority actions with tasks of low-priority, and thus putting off important tasks to a later time. Some psychologists cite such behavior as a mechanism for coping with the anxiety associated with starting or completing any task or decision.

症狀：所有大事小事都拖到最後一刻，能不做時絕對不做，可以拖時一定要拖。

病症等級：不治之症

Holiday syndrome 假期綜合症

Holiday syndrome appears when people who just come back tio work from a 's caused by longtime TV wactching or internet surfing. It make one's back and waist sore.

症狀：在長假過後，身心疲憊，心情煩躁，精力不集中，睡不好，吃不香，沒有上課或上班的激情，但身體沒有器質性病變。

病症等級：病情可控，爲週一綜合症的併發症

Prosopagnosia 臉盲症

Prosopagnosia is a disorder of face perception where the ability to recognize faces is impaired, while the ability to recognize other objects may be relatively intact.

症狀：患者看不清別人的臉；患者對別人的臉型失去辨認能力。 臉盲症；即便是熟人，也會形同陌路。

病症等級：不治之症

Premenstrual syndrome 經期綜合症

Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) (also called PMT or premenstrual tension) is a collection of physical and emotional symptoms related to a woman's menstrual cycle.

症狀：下腹部疼痛，常伴隨有噁心、嘔吐、腹瀉等，嚴重的可出現面色蒼白、手腳冰冷、冷汗淋漓等症狀。

病症等級：病情可控，受個人情緒影響較大，可能會傳染

Trypophobia 密集恐懼症

Trypophobia is an intense fear of the following things, which results in an all-over itchy feeling and general uneasyness. Lotus

seed pods, Crumpets, Pumice, Cavities in teeth, the Ampullae of Lorenzini in Sharks, Holes in concrete, Bug tunnels in wood, Enlarged pores of the skin, Aero Bars, Holes in walls caused by bullets, Bone marrow, Wasps' nest, Honeycomb, Bubbles in Dough, Ant holes, Veins in meat, Clusters of holes.

症狀：對密集排列的相對小物體很敏感，感覺頭暈，噁心，頭皮發麻。幾乎人人都有，程度因人而異。

病症等級：病情可控，可能傳染

The Monday Syndrome 星期一綜合症

It turns out no matter whether you're American, Chinese or a fat cartoon cat with a penchant for lasagna, you all have at least one thing in common: you probably hate Mondays. In fact, for every Westerner with a "case of the Mondays" it turns out there's a Chinese worker who's suffering from the equally serious case—Monday Syndrome.

症狀：賴牀，精神恍惚，食慾不振，晚上失眠，早起“起牀氣”很大，容易發火，工作效率低下。

病症等級：病情可控

Bulimia nervosa 易餓症

Bulimia nervosa is an eating disorder characterized by restraining of food intake for a period of time followed by an over intake or binging period that results in feelings of guilt and low self-esteem.

症狀：吃了餓，餓了吃，吃了甜的想吃酸的，宰了肥鵝又想肥鴨，食量無法控制。

病症等級：不治之症，用趙本山的話就是：“晚期就是植物人兒……”

Choose disabilities 選擇障礙症

Just can not make decisions of any kind.

症狀：生活中的大小選擇舉棋不定猶豫不決。尤其在選擇午飯吃什麼這一嚴肅問題上表現尤爲嚴重。

病症等級：終生晚期……