雙語笑話:一塊還是兩塊?

Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.

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Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.顧客：服務員，我盤子裏怎麼只有一塊肉？

服務員：先生，請稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。