吃雞塊還能當職業,吃貨的福利來了

Chicken Nuggets are ludicrously comforting. There's nothing like a large plate of beige breadedness to come home to. Even for vegans and vegetarians it's fantastic - the Quorn versions are possibly tastier than the 'real' chicken.

雞塊異常受歡迎。沒有什麼能和帶回家一盤米黃色雞塊相比。甚至對素食主義者來說雞塊也是很吸引人的—“Quorn”版本的雞塊比真的雞肉嚐起來跟好吃。

What if you could make eating them your job? Sadly, veggies, this is where your interest in the article probably departs. Discount retailer B&M are looking for a Chicken Nugget Connoisseur to test their range of frozen foods

如果把吃雞塊作爲你的工作會怎麼樣呢？可悲是素食主義者對這篇文章中的這個工作並不感興趣。折扣零售商B&M正在尋找吃雞塊的行家來測試他們新系列的冷凍食品。

It's a temporary vacancy, but we're sad to report the successful applicant will only be paid in the form of monthly ￡25 vouchers to spend in-store. The application page says they are looking for someone who enjoys：

這是暫時的職位空缺，很可惜，一位合適的職位申請者僅僅只能一個月收到25英鎊的店內消費劵。申請頁面說到他們尋找的人需要樂於做以下事情：

Getting the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonalds and keeping them all for yourself g the first in the office kitchen whenever someone says there's time you tripped and fell at a buffet and saved the plate before yourself.

從麥當勞得到20份雞塊分享裝，把這些當成自己的。無論什麼時候有人說有蛋糕，你必須要成爲第一個進去廚房的人。如果在餐廳摔了一跤還滑倒的話，你必須要先救起你手中的盤子再救自己。

Going to an event or party because there is free value the importance of a fish finger sandwich in can conduct a power point presentation on the reasoning behind curly fries being nicer than chips.

因爲有免費的食物你纔去聚會和聚餐。珍惜生活中的炸魚條三明治。你可以用PPT演示說明爲什麼捲曲炸土豆條比土豆片好。