雙語散文:世界各地的蹩腳英語篇
①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
日本旅館：如果您想調節您房間的溫度，請控制您自己。
②Please don’t feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.
匈牙利動物園：請不要給動物餵食。如果您有食品，請餵給值班警衛。
③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
挪威酒吧：女士們不要在酒吧裏生孩子。
④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.
瑞典皮貨商店：爲女士們製作的皮大衣，是用她們的皮製成的。
⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
香港牙科診所：由最新的衛理公會教徒給您拔牙。
⑥Drop your trousers here for best results.
泰國的乾洗店：在這裏脫掉您的褲子，等待最好的結果。
⑦Specialist in women and other diseases.
意大利婦科診所：我們是women和其他疾病的專家。
⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.
俄國公墓：歡迎訪問這個公墓，許多著名的俄國藝術家每天埋在這裏，但星期四不埋。
⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions.
丹麥機場：我們將拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。
⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here.
墨西哥旅館：旅館經理將親自爲您撒尿。
