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搞笑神操作:動物園給企鵝搞操行評定

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We thought that cats were absolutely shameless creatures but it turns out that penguins are no better either.

搞笑神操作:動物園給企鵝搞操行評定

我們一直都以爲貓咪是臉皮最厚的動物,現在才知道,企鵝這種動物也好不到哪裏去。


Employees of National Aquarium

of New Zealand probably got tired of penguins acting out, so they decided to publically shame them. The employees have been posting photos once a month for a whole year, announcing the offenses penguins have done and gathered a lot of attention. Although nobody could stay mad at these cuties for long, especially when many of them 'know how to penguin' in a right way.

新西蘭國家水族館的職員們對企鵝的戲精行徑感到厭倦,他們決定當衆羞辱一下它們。這些職員們決定每月上傳一次企鵝的操行照片,持續一年,將這些企鵝做過的醜事公之於衆。此舉吸引了很多目光。不過,對這些萌物,誰都會很快就既往不咎了,尤其它們中不少也懂得擺出一副“企鵝該有的樣子”。


Scroll down below for hilarious penguin shaming photos and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

往下翻翻,看看這些當衆曝光企鵝醜行的搞笑照片,別忘了給你最愛的一張投票喲。


Naughty penguin of the month

本月壞企鵝


Tux

Pushed Timmy off the pier after it took him an hour to walk there.

把Timmy推進了水池,人家走了一個小時才走到那裏!


Good penguin of the month

本月好企鵝


Mr Mac

Calls out to his blind girlfriend so she can find her burrow easily.

通過叫聲給失明的女朋友指路,讓她能順利找到自己的窩


網友評論:Oh, poor Timmy. I hope he finds some suitable revenge for Tux! Mr Mac is a truly great penguin!

Naughty penguin of the month本月壞企鵝

Mo

Perfected the art of fish stealing-even takes it out of other bird’s mouths

把偷魚的藝術發展到了新階段——爲藝術獻身,直接從其他的企鵝嘴裏搶魚


Good penguin of the month

本月好企鵝


Flip

 Good role model-swim well ,eats nicely, knows how to penguin

操行模範,游泳姿勢好,飲食禮儀好,有個好企鵝的樣子


網友評論:"Knowing how to penguin"s me hope I can learn how to human.

Naughty penguin of the month本月壞企鵝

Flip

Managed to evade the keepers on monthly weighing day在每月一次稱體重的日子成功的從飼養員手中逃脫

Good penguin of the month本月好企鵝

Burny

Gave Mo a taste of his own medicine by stealing his fish以牙還牙,偷吃了Mo的魚

網友評論:Way to go Flip! Who enjoys monthly weighing day!


Naughty penguin of the month本月壞企鵝

Burny

learing bad habits from Mo. Pecking the others 從Mo那裏學到了壞習慣,在餵食的時候啄其他企鵝的臉

Good penguin of the month本月好企鵝

Draco

Standing up for Timmy when Tux is trying tp push him off the pier行俠仗義,Tux想把Timmy推進水池的時候,爲他挺身而出

網友評論:Oh, Burny, you started out so well.


Naughty penguin of the month本月壞企鵝

Mo

Outright obnoxious 非常令人討厭

Good penguin of the month本月好企鵝

Burny

Our newest residengt quickly learned daily routines新來的家庭成員,很快就瞭解了一日作息

網友評論:Let's hope Burny doesn't learn how to be naughty next.

Naughty penguin of the month本月壞企鵝

Dora

Attacking the male keepers (specially Tall Matt)襲擊男性飼養員

Good penguin of the month本月好企鵝

Captain

Being a good penguin daddy擔當一個企鵝好爸爸

網友評論:Does this mean Short Matt is safe??

Naughty penguin of the month本月壞企鵝

Mo

Stealing fish off penguins to drop on the sand從其他企鵝那兒偷魚,然後丟到沙地上

Good penguin of the month本月好企鵝

Jack

Being a diligent egg incubator不辭辛苦的孵蛋

網友評論:Jack is no doubt a great guy, mate & certainly a father. But Mo has true character. Just makes me wonder who he looks upon there as his truly cruel owner/keeper that is his Ice King; as in Gunter the penguin from Adventure Time! These are so funny.

Naughty penguin of the month本月壞企鵝

Dora

Being demanding and needing escorting to the feeding station 傲嬌難伺候,需要飼養員陪護才肯去食堂

Good penguin of the month本月好企鵝

Lulu

Helpful , friendly and co-operative樂於提供幫助,待人友好,願意與人合作

網友評論:Aw, Lulu sounds a peach! Poor Dora might have been feeling overwhelmed by Tall Matt again!

Naughty penguin of the month本月壞企鵝

Timmy

Stoel fish; pushed another penguin over偷魚;推倒其他企鵝

Good penguin of the month本月好企鵝

Betty

 Good swimmer, waited patiently for fish游泳姿勢好;吃魚的時候願意耐心排隊等待

網友評論:I wonder if the penguin Timmy pushed over was Tux for revenge for pushing him off the pier.

Naughty penguin of the month本月壞企鵝

Pepper  

Playing with their food Dropping their food

Good penguin of the month本月好企鵝

Captain  

Punctual, eats first and leaves first

網友評論:Poor Pepper might just be clumsy!

Naughty penguin of the month本月壞企鵝

Timmy

Went swimming during his moult

Good penguin of the month本月好企鵝

Pepper

Ate from a member of the public during an encounter for the 1st time

網友評論:Molting is itchy. Water is soothing. Can't blame Timmy for that!

Naughty penguin of the month本月壞企鵝

Mr Mac

Being en egg-hogger and not swimming enough

Good penguin of the month本月好企鵝

Timmy

Learning to feed in the water and being a strong swimmer

網友評論:Egg-hogger! How is that different to being a diligent egg incubator? Poor Mr Mac!