萬能的警察蜀黍：熊孩子打911問數學題
A four-year-old has his own way of “call for help" when it comes to do the maths.
遇到數學難題時，這個四歲的熊孩子自有特殊的“求助”之道。
Told by mum to "call when you.need help", a boy aged four naming Johnny called 911.
媽媽告訴他“遇到問題需要幫助的時候可以打電話”，這個名叫強尼的四歲小男孩撥打了911。
Any way, his conversation with the operator went like this:
總之，他與警察局接線員的對話是這樣的。
Operator: 911 emergencies.
接線員：911專線。
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
男孩：嗯，我需要幫助。
Operator: What’s the matter?
接線員：什麼事情？
Boy: With my math.
男孩：數學。
Operator: With your mouth?
接線員：搶劫？
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
男孩：不，是數學。我要做數學題。你能幫助我嗎？
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
接線員：好的。你住在哪裏？
Boy: No with my math.
男孩：不，是幫我做數學題。
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
接線員：是的我知道。你住在哪裏？
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
男孩：不，我想要你在電話裏告訴我。
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to h
elp you.
接線員：我不能在電話裏跟你說，不過我可以派另外一個人來幫助你。
Boy: Okay.
男孩：好吧。
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
接線員：你想要我幫你做什麼數學題？
Boy: I have take aways.
男孩：減法。
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
接線員：哦，你要做減法題。
Boy: Yeah.
男孩：是啊。
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
接線員：好吧，是什麼問題呢？
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
男孩： 嗯，你要幫我做數學題。
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
接線員：好的。告訴我是什麼題目。
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
男孩：好。16減去8是多少？
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
接線員：你來告訴我。你覺得答案是多少？
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
男孩：我也不知道。答案是1嗎？
Operator: No. How old are you?
接線員：不對。你多大了？
Boy: I’m only 4.
男孩：我才4歲。
Operator: 4!
接線員：4歲！
Boy: Yeah.
男孩：對啊。
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
接線員：還有其他題嗎？剛纔那題太難了。
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
男孩：嗯……哦，還有一題。5減去5。
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
接線員：5減去5，你覺得答案是多少呢？
Boy: 5.
男孩： 答案是5嗎？
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
媽媽：強尼，你到底在幹什麼？！
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
男孩：警察叔叔在幫我做數學題。
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
媽媽：我怎麼告訴你的？別瞎打電話！
Operator: It’s the mother…
接線員：是你媽媽……
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
男孩： 你不是說，我遇到問題可以打電話嗎？
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
媽媽：不可以打電話報警！
