都怨爹媽！老外吐槽：名字叫錯那些事兒
1. For anyone with a unique name, going through roll call at school may have been a struggle, especially when the teacher butchers your name.
1、凡是名字特別的，學校裏碰到點名也許就是一場煎熬，尤其是老師亂叫你名字的時候。
2. It's annoying when said teacher attempts to call you something other than your given name.
2、老師不叫你的名字，卻試圖叫你些別名兒，實在煩心。
3. Then there are the times it's easier to just let people say your name however they please because you're exhausted.
3、有時候，隨別人怎麼亂叫你的名字，還能輕鬆些，因爲你已經疲憊了。
4. In fact, you'd probably be rolling in the dough if you were rewarded with monetary compensation each time someone mispronounced your name.
4、事實上，要是每次別人叫錯你的名字你就有金錢獎勵的話，你估計早就賺得盆滿鉢滿了。
5. You've beenbombarded with people making terrible puns at your expense.
5、人們總愛拿你開涮，用你的名字玩些討人厭的一語雙關。
6. But there were good moments when others stood up for you when it mattered most.
6、但也有好的時候，如果遇到叫錯名字很要緊的情況，大家會一起爲你站出來。
7. Never seeing those souvenirs with your name on it was a common occurrence.
7、紀念品上沒有你的名字也是常有的事兒。
8. You became so good at knowing when someone was going to mispronounce your name, you'd make your presence known to avoid imminent humiliation.
8、你對別人是不是會誤讀你的名字瞭然於心，你會立馬現身，以避免名字喊錯造成大囧。
9. And the bad jokes don't get any better.
9、有些惡俗的笑話人們依舊在講。
10. There are the rare instances when people find a great way to compliment you on your moniker.
10、讓人們能恭維你綽號暱稱的場合少之又少。
