懶得擼鐵？神奇T恤讓你秒變肌肉男

想擁有強壯的肌肉，又不想去健身房受苦，怎麼辦？日本一家公司研發出了一種T恤，可以讓紙片男秒變肌肉男，還能自由調節“肌肉”大小。

Skinny Japanese men looking to get that coveted “slim and macho” look without putting in the work and breaking a sweat at the gym now achieve their goal pretty much instantly. All they have to do is put on the Super Macho T, a special undershirt that instantly gives them a buff physique.

想要“又瘦又壯”的日本紙片男不必在健身房揮汗如雨了，他們的目標分分鐘就能實現。他們只需要穿上特製的汗衫 “超級壯漢T恤”就可以立刻“擁有”健美體格。

buff[bʌf]: adj. 體格健美的

Developed by a Japanese company named “His Company Group”, the Super Macho T features inflatable air bags that go into small pockets located around the chest and upper arm areas and visually enhance the wearer's chest, biceps and triceps. The cool thing about this system is that you can inflate the air bags as much as you want, allowing you to go for an inconspicuous moderately toned look, or an absolute gym addict.

“超級壯漢T恤”由一家名爲“他公司集團”的日本企業研發，這款汗衫的前胸後背和上臂部位的小口袋都有可充氣的氣墊，可以從視覺上增大穿着者的胸肌、肱二頭肌和肱三頭肌。這個機關的妙處在於你可以隨心所欲地往氣墊裏充氣，你可以選擇讓自己看起來稍微有點肌肉，也可以把自己打造成健身狂人。

According to a His Company Group press release, the Super Macho T undershirt was inspired by the silicone bra inserts that some women use to achieve a more attractive appearance. They just took the same concept and applied it to an undergarment for men.

根據他公司集團的新聞公告，“超級壯漢T恤”是受一些女性用來增加自身魅力的硅膠胸罩填充物的啓發。該公司只是把同樣的概念運用到了男性內衣當中。

The manufacturer claims that the Super Macho T is aimed at several categories of people: individuals who have a complex about their skinny, bony bodies, people who lack the time or discipline to tone up the old fashioned way (by hitting the gym), people who spend a lot of time in public, fans of cosplay or people who want to make an impact at a certain event, and, last but not least, people who want to get buff instantly…

製造商聲稱，“超級壯漢T恤”的目標客戶羣有以下幾類人：對自己瘦骨嶙峋的身材耿耿於懷的人；沒有時間或自制力通過傳統健身手段變壯的人；經常進出公共場合的人；角色扮演愛好者；打算在某個活動上驚豔四座的人；想要秒變肌肉男的人。

Grape reports that the Super Macho T has already been featured on Japanese television and in several written and online publications. It’s currently being sold on Amazon, for 7,980 yen. It’s not the cheapest undershirt, but it beats going to the gym, right?

據Grape報道，“超級壯漢T恤”已經登上了日本電視和幾家紙媒和網站。目前這款T恤在亞馬遜有售，價格爲7980日元（505元人民幣）。這個價格不算便宜，但是總比辛苦健身強吧？

The promotional video for the Super Macho T makes the undershirt seem like a sure way to impress the ladies, but what do you do when it’s time to reveal what you actually look like?

從“超級壯漢T恤”的廣告視頻來看，這款T恤似乎是征服女人心的利器，但是到了不得不露出“真身”的時候，又該怎麼辦呢？