英語幽默故事：那就更糟了
Much worse
那就更糟了
Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?
Man: lf I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察：有人搶你的手錶時，你爲什麼不呼救呢?
男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。
Psychiatrist
心理醫生
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "l've got y time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. l'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and l'II cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" one hundred dollars per visit. " I'll sleep on it, " said Jerry. Six months later the doctormet Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.¨For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for$10."" Is that so! How?"¨He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!"
傑瑞去看心理醫生。¨醫生，我有些不對勁。每次睡覺的時候，我都感覺有人在牀下。我要瘋了I…‘給我一年時間，¨醫生說，“每週來三次，我會治好你。¨¨怎麼收費呢?”¨每次一百美元。…‘我會認真考慮的。¨傑瑞答道。六個月後醫生和傑瑞在街上相遇了，¨爲什麼你再也沒來呢?¨醫生問。¨一次一百塊錢嗎?有個酒吧服務生收了十塊錢就把我治好了。真的?他怎麼做到的?”他讓我把牀腿鋸掉。現在那兒沒人了!
