幽默英語故事大全
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Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.
有兩名社會工作者在晚上的時候 走過市區的簡陋地方。
They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back investigation,
他們聽到從後巷傳來的求救呻吟聲和很小的哭喊聲。
they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.
他們發現有一個意識不清的人躺在血泊之中。
"Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.
他在懇求說：“救救我吧，我被人行兇搶劫，還遭到惡意痛打一頓。”
The two social workers turned and walked away .
這兩名社會工作者轉身離去。
One remarked to her colleague: " You know the person that did this really needs help."
其中一位向她的同事說：“你知道吧，於下這擋事的火才真 的需要協助呀。”
幽默英語故事篇2Helen was on her deathbed ,
海倫躺在她臨終的病牀上奄奄一息。
with her husband Jack at her side.
她的丈夫陪在她的身旁。
He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.
他握着她冰冷的手，淚水靜靜地從他的臉上流下來。
Her pale lip moved. "Jack," she said,"
她蒼白的嘴脣顫動着。她說：“傑克，”
Hush," he quickly interrupted, "Don't talk."
他很快就打斷說：“噓，不要說話。”
But she insisted,"Jack,"she said in her tired voice.
但是她堅持要說。她以疲憊的聲音說：
"I have to talk.I must confess.”
“傑克，我一定要說。我必須向你坦白。”
"There is nothing to confess,"said the weeping Jack.
滿臉淚水的傑克說：“沒什麼好坦白的。
"It's all ything's all right."
沒關係。一切都沒事。”
"No,No!I must die in peace.I must confess,Jake ,that I have been unfaithful to you."
“不，不，我必須死得安心。我一定要坦白我對你不忠;紅杏出牆。”
Jack stroked her hand .
傑克撫摸着她的手。
"Now ,Helen,don't be concerned.I know all about it," he sobbed.
他啜泣着說：“海倫 ，現在你不要擔心了。我全部都知道了。
"Why else would I poison you ?"
不然我爲什幺要毒死你呀?"
幽默英語故事篇3Bill,Jim,and Scott were at a convention together
比爾，吉姆，和史考特一起參加一場會議，
and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75story sky-scraper.
並且在一棟七十五層摩天大樓的頂樓合住一間太套房.
After a long day of meetings
在一整天的會議之後，
they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken
他們非常驚訝地聽說他們飯店的電梯壞掉了，
and they would have to climb 75 flights stairs to get to their room.
他們必須要爬七十五層的一樓梯回到他們的房間。
Bill said to Jim and Scott,
比爾對吉姆和史考特說，
Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting .
讓我們把精神集中在有趣的事情上，來打發這件令人不爽快又單調 乏味的苦差事。
I will tell jokes for 25 flights,
前二十五層我來說笑話，
and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights ,
後二十五層吉姆可 以唱歌，
and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.
剩下的路程史考特可以說些悲哀的故事。
At the 26th floor bill stopped telling jockes and Jim began to sing,
到了二十六層 ，比爾停止說笑話，吉姆開始唱歌。
At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.
到了五十一層，吉姆停止唱歌，史考特開始說些悲哀的敬事。
"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
他說：“首先 ，我要說我最悲哀的故事，我把房間鑰匙留在車子裏面了!”
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