幽默英語故事精選
笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起着重要調劑作用。下面本站小編爲大家帶來幽默英語故事精選，歡迎大家閱讀!
幽默英語故事精選1：
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"
Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."
一天，一個女孩把男孩子帶回家見父親，說要跟這個男孩結婚。她父親跟男孩談了一會之後，對她說她不能嫁給這個男孩，因爲男孩跟她其實是同父異母的兄弟。之後，女孩又認識了另外四個男孩並一一帶回家見父親，請求父親同意他們結婚，但結果都是一樣，這些男孩竟然跟她都是同父異母!女孩真的是被氣壞了。她跟母親說，“媽，你這一輩子到底是怎麼過的?爸爸在鎮上到處胡搞，現在我都談到第五個男孩了，但現在一個都不能嫁，因爲他們最後都是跟我一個爸爸”!
女孩說完，她母親回答說，“親愛的，不用擔心，你可以跟他們中的任何一個結婚，你爸爸其實也，也不是你的親爹”。
幽默英語故事精選2：
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
在動物園，我無意中聽到兩個學齡前的小男孩在聊天。“我叫Billy。你叫什麼名字?”一個男孩問題。“Tommy”，另一個男孩回答。
“我爸爸是一位會計師，你爸爸是做什麼的?”Billy問Tommy。
“我爸爸是一位律師，”Tommy回答。
“真的嗎?”Billy問。
“不是啦，就跟別的律師一樣。”Tommy回答。
幽默英語故事精選3：
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.""We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.""Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
一天，史密斯去見他的客戶部領導，“老闆”，斯密斯說，“我們家明天要大搞清潔，我老婆需要我回去幫忙清潔閣樓和車庫，搬搬挪挪什麼的。”“斯密斯啊，你也知道，我們現在人手已經不夠了”老闆說，“明天的假我是沒法給你批了”。“多謝老闆，” Smith說，“我就知道跟着您幹準沒錯”。
幽默英語故事精選4：
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
Tom教授打算第二天與他的學生見面，因此他在黑板上寫道：“Tom教授明天將和大家見面”。
一位學生看到這條通知後，覺得展示自己幽默感的機會來了，就走上前，將“class”中的“c”擦掉，教授聽到笑聲，轉過身走回來，看了看那位學生，又看看被改動過的通知，不動聲色地走上前，把“lass” 中的“l”擦掉，看了看那位目瞪口呆的學生，教授揚長而去。
