英語笑話:還沒穿破？
Are They Worn Out? "No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out." "Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a dime I can feel if it's head or tails."“不行，”軍需官大聲說：“你不能領一雙新鞋子，你穿着的那雙還沒有穿破。” “沒穿破，”新兵叫道：“爲什麼？如果我踩到一個一角硬幣，我可以知道踩着的那面是公還是字。”
