雙語笑話:我剛咬破自己的舌頭大綱
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Because I've just bitten my tongue! "
我剛咬破自己的舌頭
“我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。
“是的,寶貝”,她回答說,“你問這個幹什麼?”
“因爲我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”