開心一笑:上帝的一秒鐘與一百萬

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A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny".

Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second".

Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子進入教堂和上帝對話。

他問：“主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味着多少？”上帝回答：“一便士。”

男子又問：“那一百萬年呢？”上帝說：“一秒鐘。”

最後男子請求道:“上帝，我能得到一便士嗎?”上帝回答:“過一秒鐘。”