雙語笑話:豬還是女巫 Pig or Witch

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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。

As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"

他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬！！”

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!"

那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫！！”

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。

If only men would listen.

要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。