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雙語笑話 第6期:The visit to the doctor拜訪醫師

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padding-bottom: 63.47%;">雙語笑話 第6期:The visit to the doctor拜訪醫師

The visit to the doctor

拜訪醫師

A Man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred .

一個男人問他的醫師是否認爲他會活到一百歲。

The doctor asked the man ,"Do you smoke or drink ?"

醫師問這個男人:“你抽菸或喝酒嗎?”

" No ,"he replied , "I have never done either ."

他回答說:“不,我從不抽菸喝酒。”

" Do you gamble,drive fast cars ,and fool around with woman?" inquired the doctor .

醫師問說:“你賭博、開快車、玩女人嗎?”

"No,I have done any of those things either."

“不,我也從不幹那些事情。”

"Well then," said the doctor ," what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

醫師說:“那你幹嗎要活到一百歲呀?”