英語幽默小故事50字

大多數學生對聽故事、講故事非常感興趣,英語故事是學生喜歡的學習材料。在一定條件下,通過講故事、表演故事等形式,能激發學生學習英語的興趣,從而提高課堂教學的效率。小編精心收集了50字英語幽默小故事，供大家欣賞學習!

　　50字英語幽默小故事篇1

The swimsuit posed (提出，擺姿勢)on the T stage for the first time in 1946 at a time when theUnited States did an atomic bomb experiment on the Bikini Island. From then on this type offemale mini-swimsuit divided into two portions that had the same blast force with atomic bombwon another name: Bikini. A reporter interviewed the mayor of Paris at that time, the mayorcommented artfully(巧妙，狡猾) :" There seems no lack of cloth in Paris."

1946年泳裝第一次在 T 型臺亮相，時值美國在比基尼島進行原子彈試驗，這種具有同樣衝擊力的服裝從此 就有了另一個名字：比基尼。對於這一分成兩部分的超小女子泳裝，記者採訪了當時 的巴黎市市長，市長說：“我們巴黎並不缺布吧。”

　　50字英語幽默小故事篇2

Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?

Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?

兒子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什麼意思呀?

父親：狗崽子，你在學校又幹什麼見不得人的事啦?

　　50字英語幽默小故事篇3

The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!

老師爲了讓學生記住先思考後發言，告訴他們在說出重要事情之前先數到50，如果是特別重要的事情，要先數到100。 第二天，當老師背靠着火爐講課時，發現好幾個學生的嘴脣在很快地不停地動。突然，全班學生一起喊道：“九十八，九十九，一百。老師，您的大衣着火了!”

　　50字英語幽默小故事篇4

When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television.

我在北達科他州立大學教戲劇入門課時，要求學生們去看學校劇團當時的演出，並寫一篇評論。看了一場極爲精彩的演出後，一名學生寫道：“這部戲劇是如此逼真，以致於我認爲我自己是坐在家裏的沙發上，從電視上看到的。”

　　50字英語幽默小故事篇5

An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison.

一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨生子正在坐牢。

The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone whowould help him plow up the wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, ForHEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!

老人想在花園裏種些土豆，但不知道誰可以幫忙把泥土翻鬆。他寫信想兒子提及此事，兒子回信說道：“看在上帝的面上，千萬不要翻鬆花園的泥土，我把槍埋在那兒了。”

At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden,but didn't find any used, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened andasking him what to do son's reply was: Just plant your potatoes.

第二天凌晨4點，一隊英國士兵出現在老人家中，在花園把土地翻遍，但並沒有找到任何槍支。”老人寫信告訴兒子這件奇怪的事情，問到底發生了什麼事情，下一步應該怎麼做。兒子回信道：“你只管種土豆好了。”